Nicole Slohoda, Realtor

Nicole Slohoda, Realtor NJ real estate agents with an extensive background in customer service, sales & business marketing.

🏡 Thinking about buying a home but your Google search history has you convinced you need a 900 credit score, a million d...
06/20/2026

🏡 Thinking about buying a home but your Google search history has you convinced you need a 900 credit score, a million dollars in the bank, and the blood of a unicorn? 🦄
Yeah…no.

Buying a home doesn’t have to be a nightmare—but the internet is full of outdated advice, clickbait, and people who bought a house in 1997 telling you how it works today.

That’s why we’re hosting a FREE Home Buyer Webinar where we’re giving you:
✅ What’s actually happening in today’s market
✅ The home buying process in plain English (no Realtor jargon)
✅ How pre-approvals really work
✅ Live Q&A with a Realtor and lender who will tell it like it is

No fluff. No sales pitch. No BS.

🎁 Plus, all attendees receive FREE resources to help you start your home-buying journey.

📅 Wednesday, July 22
🕖 7:00 PM EST
💻 LIVE on Zoom
🚨 Spots are limited and registration is required.

👉 Scan the QR code or comment “HOME” below and I’ll send you the registration link!

Because renting forever out of fear and misinformation is expensive too. 👀🏡

🏡 Thinking about buying a home but your Google search history has you convinced you need a 900 credit score, a million d...
06/19/2026

🏡 Thinking about buying a home but your Google search history has you convinced you need a 900 credit score, a million dollars in the bank, and the blood of a unicorn? 🦄

Yeah…no.

Buying a home doesn’t have to be a nightmare—but the internet is full of outdated advice, clickbait, and people who bought a house in 1997 telling you how it works today.

That’s why we’re hosting a FREE Home Buyer Webinar where we’re giving you:
✅ What’s actually happening in today’s market
✅ The home buying process in plain English (no Realtor jargon)
✅ How pre-approvals really work
✅ Live Q&A with a Realtor and lender who will tell it like it is
No fluff. No sales pitch. No BS.

🎁 Plus, all attendees receive FREE resources to help you start your home-buying journey.

📅 Wednesday, July 22
🕖 7:00 PM EST
💻 LIVE on Zoom

🚨 Spots are limited and registration is required.

👉 Scan the QR code or comment “HOME” below and I’ll send you the registration link!

Because renting forever out of fear and misinformation is expensive too. 👀🏡

My Bug graduated preschool today and I’m not okay. 🥹🎓Sir... you just learned how to zip your jacket and now you’re out ...
06/13/2026

My Bug graduated preschool today and I’m not okay. 🥹🎓

Sir... you just learned how to zip your jacket and now you’re out here getting a diploma like you’re headed to Harvard next week.

One minute you’re holding their tiny hands, and the next you’re sitting in a little folding chair trying not to ugly cry!

So incredibly proud of you, little man. Keep being kind, curious, and your wonderfully goofy self. Kindergarten isn’t ready for you. ❤️🎓💙

Gigi & Papi love you to the moon and back!

05/18/2026

Who is the most famous person in your phone!

Me: Eric LeGrand and Santa Claus! 😁

05/15/2026

Okay… I finally did the thing. 😂

I officially launched my Substack:
The Woodbridge Homeowner | Nicole Slohoda, Realtor®

This is where I’ll be sharing:
🏡 Real estate insights
🔨 Homeowner tips
📍 Local community content
☕ Realtor life behind the scenes
✨ And all the things I talk about daily anyway

Basically… if you enjoy homes, homeownership, local NJ life, or learning how to make smarter real estate decisions — you should probably follow along.

UNDER CONTRACT. 🏡🔥Iselin New Jersey 30+ groups through the open house.50+ showings in the first 5 days.Multiple offers a...
05/13/2026

UNDER CONTRACT. 🏡🔥
Iselin New Jersey

30+ groups through the open house.
50+ showings in the first 5 days.
Multiple offers above asking.

This market isn’t about luck anymore.
It’s about strategy.

Strategic pricing.
Strategic marketing.
Strategic exposure.
Strategic negotiation.

Because I don’t just list homes… I sell them. 👏🏻

If you’re thinking about making a move in Central NJ, let’s create a game plan that gets results — not just a sign in the yard.

📲 Nicole Slohoda Team

Week 3 post-op update:Healing? Great.Flexibility? Pretty good.Mental stability? Pending further evaluation.The good news...
05/13/2026

Week 3 post-op update:
Healing? Great.
Flexibility? Pretty good.
Mental stability? Pending further evaluation.

The good news: I officially graduated to a new wrap instead of the full cast.
The bad news: I’m still not allowed to put ANY weight on this foot for another 3 weeks… which feels slightly disrespectful at this point. 😭

Pain is manageable now, but the real challenge is being forced to sit still.

I miss my people.
I miss my office.
I miss casually walking without planning it like a military operation.

That said… this couch office has become my new headquarters.

And even with the scooter, crutches, wraps, ice packs, and 47 daily emotional support coffees… I’m still working my butt off. 💻☕

Still showing up for my clients.
Still showing up for my mentees.
Still answering calls, texts, contracts, questions, and “can you look at this listing?” messages at all hours. 😂

And tonight was exactly what I needed — a visit with my Jeimy girl. ❤️
We talked shop, talked life, ate pizza, drank coffee, laughed a lot, and for a little while it felt normal again.

Recovery is weird.
But I’m hanging in there.
Slightly unhinged… but hanging in there. 💀🤣

05/12/2026

Sometimes one stitch at a time doesn’t make sense.

You look at the tangled yarn, the unfinished rows, the pieces that don’t seem to fit together… and wonder how it could ever become something beautiful.

But then one day, you step back.

And every stitch, every loop, every imperfect little moment comes together exactly how it was supposed to.

Creating something meaningful takes time.

So does healing.
So does growth.
So does life.

And somehow… all those tiny stitches become a masterpiece. 🧶✨

Address

481 Memorial Pkwy
Metuchen, NJ
08840

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+17324859689

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