09/19/2026
🏴☠️ ARRRRR YOU READY FOR THIS?
September 19 be Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys—and it appears one particularly notorious scallywag has been terrorizing the waters of Mobile Bay. 👀
WANTED: “CUTTHROAT CY”
☠️ Accused of plunderin’
⚓ Sailin’ the Gulf Coast
🏡 Commandeer-in’ real estate meetings
💰 And knowin’ far too much about the MLS...
His whereabouts remain unknown, but sources say he may be hiding somewhere near 2827 Airport Boulevard. 😂
So hoist the colors, mind yer lockboxes, and remember:
DEAD MEN TELL NO MLS TALES. ☠️🏴☠️
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day from the crew at MAAR & Gulf Coast MLS!
P.S. No CEOs were forced to walk the plank in the making of this graphic. Probably.