Heather Schwartz Realtor

06/09/2026

🏡 Confession Time: I thought becoming a homeowner was something you had to wait years for.

Before I got into real estate, I believed you needed perfect credit, a huge down payment, and a pile of cash sitting in the bank. Turns out, I was completely wrong.

Once I got into the business and learned how the process actually works, I realized that many buyers can qualify for a home with:
✅ A credit score as low as 580
✅ As little as 3.5% down
✅ And in some cases, seller assistance, where the seller can help contribute toward your closing costs

That’s exactly how I became a homeowner myself.

The biggest thing holding most people back isn’t their finances—it’s thinking they can’t do it.

If you’ve been scrolling Zillow, driving past houses you love, or telling yourself “maybe someday,” that someday might be a lot closer than you think.

Stop assuming you can’t buy a home and find out for sure. You might be surprised by what’s possible. 🏠✨

📩 Message me if you’d like to see what options are available and what it would take to get you into your own home. No pressure, just information!

05/31/2026

I have two, five bedroom homes for sale in an amenity filled community. Both homes are currently a Short term rental making for the perfect vacation/ investment opportunity. Call today for a showing

05/22/2026

POV: You sell someone their dream home… and they call YOU when it’s time to sell it again. 🏡✨

I represented the seller of a home — and the buyers loved the experience so much, they called me when it was time to sell it themselves. Honestly, those full-circle moments are what make this business so rewarding.

We went live LESS than 24 hours ago and tomorrow’s schedule is already packed with showings. 👏🔥

This market is still moving when your home is priced right, marketed right, and represented by someone who actually answers their phone and fights for their clients.

Call me today whether you are buying or selling real estate as I am ready to go and beyond to get the job done.

04/30/2026

04/28/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Local Realtor Answers Her Phone 🚨

I know… sounds fake. It’s not. It’s me. Hi 👋

In an industry where you can text, call, email, send a carrier pigeon… and still hear crickets 🦗—
I actually answer. Like… in real life. On purpose. Every time.

🏡 Sellers: Want someone who doesn’t just throw your house on the market and disappear like your last situationship? I stay, I strategize, I get you top dollar.

🔑 Buyers: Want someone who will ride the emotional rollercoaster with you—from “this is THE ONE” to “why is there carpet in the bathroom?” I’m buckled in right next to you.

I go above and beyond for every client—
✨ answering calls
✨ solving problems before they become disasters
✨ negotiating like I’ve had caffeine and something to prove

Because this isn’t just a transaction… it’s your life, your money, and your next chapter. And you deserve someone who actually shows up.

So if you’re ready for:
📞 answered calls
💬 real communication
🏡 and a little bit of humor to keep you sane

Message me. Call me. Seriously… try me. I’ll answer 😏

04/21/2026

🔥 Small But Mighty—And Exactly What You’ve Been Waiting For 🔥

Who says you need a big house to live big? This 3-bedroom, 1-bath home proves that smart space and the right location beat square footage every time.

Inside, you’ll find a cozy, functional layout that’s easy to maintain and even easier to enjoy. Whether you’re looking for a full-time home, weekend escape, or a low-key investment, this one just makes sense.

And then there’s the bonus… the community.
Amenity-filled and full of lifestyle perks—think pools, lakes, recreation, and that “always something to do” vibe without ever leaving your neighborhood.

🌟 3 Bedrooms | 1 Bathroom
🌟 Efficient, easy-to-maintain layout
🌟 Located in a sought-after amenity-filled community
🌟 Perfect for first-time buyers, downsizers, or STR potential

This isn’t about having more space—it’s about having the right space in the right place.

📩 Reach out before this one disappears—it’s priced, sized, and located to move fast.

04/15/2026

04/15/2026

Welcome to the kind of property that does everything—and does it well.

This spacious 5-bedroom, 3-bathroom home is perfectly positioned in an amenity-filled, short-term rental–friendly community, making it ideal for both personal use and serious income potential. Whether you’re looking for a primary residence, vacation getaway, or a high-performing Airbnb investment, this one checks every box.

Inside, you’ll find generous living spaces designed for comfort and entertaining, with plenty of room to host guests, family, or renters. Five true bedrooms mean everyone has their own space, while three full bathrooms keep things convenient and stress-free.

Outside your door? A community packed with sought-after amenities—think pools, recreational areas, and activities that keep guests booking and coming back for more.

Turnkey potential. Prime layout. Income-producing opportunity.

This isn’t just a home—it’s a smart move.

04/10/2026

🚨 AT THIS POINT… THIS HOUSE IS FAMOUS 🚨

If you’ve been on my page, you’ve seen this 5 bedroom house more than you’ve seen some of your own family.

And yet…
👀 You keep liking it
👀 You keep sharing it
👀 You keep saying “I love this house”

…but nobody’s claiming it?!

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 😂

🏡 5 bedrooms — because clearly you all need more space
🏡 Amenity-filled, short-term rental friendly community — aka money-making potential
🏡 Perfect for living, investing, or finally minding your business in peace

At this point, I’m convinced half of you are emotionally attached but financially unavailable 😌

So let’s be real:
💬 If you love it… buy it
💬 If you can’t buy it… send it to someone who can
💬 If you’re just being nosy… at least don’t be selfish about it

Because this house deserves someone ready to commit… not just lurk 😏

📩 Message me before I start charging y’all rent just for looking at it.

04/02/2026

Wow! This is the one you've been waiting for!! Everything in this home has been updated, down to the insulated crawl space. From the top-of-the-line appliances and fixtures to the European touches, and that beautiful outdoor sauna truly makes this home one of a kind. Sitting on a large lot in an amenity-filled community, it's close to I-80, Mt. Airy casino, Kalahari, Camelback, and more, plus lots of shopping and food. Call today for your showing.