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05/28/2026

HOA president explains why Brayden’s lemonade stand became a matter of board concern.

Apparently there is a legal distinction between childhood and recurring commerce.

The giant QR code and the Pokémon resale operation were not helpful.

🍋 if your HOA has a Mitzy.

05/28/2026

HOA meeting public comment about the neighbor with the outdoor shower. she has apparently been workshopping this complaint for a week and finally went up tonight.

apparently it’s about Doug. Doug, if you’re reading this — the Speedo is honestly not even the part people are focused on anymore. 🥲

filmed from row 5 of the clubhouse. please do not tell my HOA board it was me. this is the third Doug-related public comment this year and somehow still not the weirdest one.

if your neighborhood also has a Doug, my condolences.

05/27/2026

“For legal reasons… baptisms are not sanctioned for the subdivision pool.”

The HOA meeting somehow got worse from there.

05/21/2026

This HOA discussion became emotional. McCaffery boy appears to know more about the penny incident.

05/19/2026

The board feels a limit of two dogs per walker seems fair.

05/14/2026

The HOA condo board is now discussing what backing into parking spaces “says about you as a person.”

And somehow it got worse from there.

05/13/2026

“Side quest mom.”

That’s what the boys on the e-bikes are calling residents now after drifting through the roundabout and wheelying past the pickleball courts.

The HOA meeting did not improve from there.

05/12/2026

HOA meeting regarding residents who continue walking directly down the middle of the roadway despite the presence of fully operational sidewalks throughout the community.

The board clarified that the concern is not walking itself, but “continued resistance to the pedestrian system.”

05/10/2026

HOA president Brad brought his elite club soccer mentality into HOA management and residents are starting to push back.

Topics covered:
• “unstructured play” around the neighborhood
• “reactive instead of technical” behavior
• why “this isn’t rec anymore”
• concerns about “recreational energy”
• whether competitive living is for every family

One resident had a different perspective.

05/06/2026

A resident suggested navajo white and antique white were “basically the same color.”

The HOA board disagreed.

Watch the younger board member slowly become emotionally invested in the paint discussion.

05/05/2026

HOA Pool Meeting

Children are permitted. That’s not the issue.

Splashing stops being play the moment it becomes continuous.

At that point, it becomes activity.

Activity at that level is shared.

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