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06/17/2026

The board would like to reassure residents that the recently restored entrance fountain is performing within expected parameters.

Cleanup efforts remain underway ahead of the annual association festival.

The nanobubblers are currently onboarding.

Where do you stand?

06/16/2026

Carl came in to our HOA meeting hot about a pool noodle. The board remains unmoved.

06/14/2026

A resident returned a drone during open forum at our HOA meeting. Where do you stand?

06/13/2026

The board believes Hank may have gone full hospitality. Carl documented the Kelvin factor. The side yard remains under review.

06/12/2026

Nancy returned to the next HOA meeting with additional findings on scented dryer sheets.

Where do you stand on fragrance sensitivity?

06/11/2026

The board would like to discuss the growing number of Costco patio furniture sets appearing throughout the community.

06/10/2026

HOA meeting discussion regarding the community golf cart.

According to Stu, it is not HIS golf cart. It is a community asset. The board remains encouraged by the visibility improvements.

The board then moved directly into a B&L Construction update.

06/09/2026

The HOA board is simply not in a position to provide a lake experience.

06/08/2026

HOA Board Meeting – Side Yard Discussion

Public comment from Hank regarding café lighting installed in his side yard.

The board’s position was that if your side yard appears to be accepting reservations, a conversation may be necessary.

Additional concerns regarding 5,000 Kelvin lighting remain under review.

Carl recorded the discussion from the audience.

Where do you draw the line between a side yard and a destination?

06/07/2026

Our HOA board meeting addressed the bench again.

Stanley received reports that the bench near the lake was creating an atmosphere of lingering. Residents pointed out it is, in fact, a bench. Facing a lake. Stanley agreed the lake is a contributing factor.

Save this for the next time your HOA cites you for something that doesn’t exist.

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