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10/16/2026

HOA board meeting open forum: Brenda is back with an update on Dale, whose daily Speedo trips to the mailbox have apparently made him a neighborhood celebrity.

The Board has also received reports of three additional pineapple mailboxes.

The situation is developing. Public comment remains open.

10/14/2026

The HOA Board has not established a numerical limit on Halloween decorations.

The matter of acceptable presentation remains under discussion.

The HOA has confirmed that required seating will not be provided.
10/12/2026

The HOA has confirmed that required seating will not be provided.

10/08/2026

The Board has received a complaint regarding residents spending excessive time at the community mailboxes.

Please collect your mail without appearing to need it.

The HOA has reviewed the Padres replay and determined Dale’s garage was not involved.
10/07/2026

The HOA has reviewed the Padres replay and determined Dale’s garage was not involved.

10/05/2026

Tonight’s HOA meeting included a complaint regarding the recent naming of two neighborhood dogs. The matter remains under discussion.

09/29/2026

HOA-approved beige is apparently not transferable.

And Almond has some issues after 4:30.

It’s all in the portal:
HOAi.com/beige

Sponsored by Vantaca.

09/28/2026

HOA meeting update: A resident’s name is not a community decision.

09/28/2026

He brought in his neighbor’s trash cans once. Now they’re working through some things. Does your HOA have a Gary?

09/26/2026

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