Samuel Payne Farm house

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01/29/2020

This is SO NEAT

Rest In Peace , Ma'am .... and THANK YOU !❤️
01/28/2020

Rest In Peace , Ma'am .... and THANK YOU !❤️

Yazzie, a member of the Navajo Nation, was born in 1914 in Canyon de Chelly, Arizona, and joined the US Army Air Corps when she was 28, Navajo Nation President Jonathan Nez and Vice President Myron Lizer said in a news release.

10/19/2018

Soooo... we've now established that what I've been saying for yeeeaarrss about all too many real estate agents in this area is true! A house in the beach club next door-Attawan-just sold for $100,000 more than my house is listed for. It has , wait for it , less of EVERYTHING. A lot less . Less square footage ... a third or more less , less land - I have over an ACRE AND A HALF and it has ... less than a quarter acre , no pool , no hot-tub , no separate barn with garage AND In-Law apartment . Plus zero historic value , zero four hundred year old ( or MORE ) Black Walnut , zero three still-bearing pear trees planted by Farmer Payne ... NOT 1,500 feet from the sea but rather on a little puddle of a " pond" that noone in living memory has ever boated on or swum in ! What with it being far too small and too mucky . The AGENT for this rather underimpreasive property is one I have spoken with , and who gave me the the standard Lazy Lowballing Agent speech. Oh YAY . So how did she get $700,000 for this ... thing.. when so far noone has snatched up my fabulous house at 100 K less ? Could the Lowballing Crew have been correct? NOPE . She was PART OWNER OF THAT PROPERTY . And there you have it ! For HER property, she was willing to DO THE THE }%^** WORK !!

07/07/2018

And noww ladeez and gentlemen...we have a gorgeous eighteenth c. house into which Dr. and Miss Dinale , having as he said Lost Their Damn Minds sank 1.3 million-ish, and yes there are receipts , offered at ..UNDER 700K? Can it be ? MADNESS! See either Stephanie DiBiasi at Berkshire Hathaway in Niantic , Ct or Martina at 646-236-1278 !

06/30/2018

Yet ANOTHER groovy thing about the Payne Farm-house being a mere 1,500 feet away from the sea, on a peninsula poking out into the Long Island Sound, is that the " Record-Breaking Heat Wave " is ....completely absent . They almost always are ! Sea breezes you know. Also...they built houses so damned well back then that when you walk indoors you notice a minimum ten degree drop in temps . Nope. Not kidding . Those super-thick old-school plaster walls ...

06/23/2018

AAARRGHH! What IS it with this rainy, cold, VERY cold summer ? Eh? Also it is COLD . And tomorrow, the 24th of June , is supposed to be cold and rainy too...juuust in time for the Open House [ 11 AM to 1 PM ] ! I wish to speak to the Management about this .

06/23/2018

AAARRGHH ! Rainy for tomorrow ...Sunday the 24rth of JUNE. My Open House. [ 11 Am to 1 PM ] Fabulous ..insert bitter, sarcastic emoji here . What in the SAM HILL is it with this wet , cold , COLD summer ?

06/09/2018

All righty then ! It is so difficult to locate someone who can afford the ( lousy, ultra-low , fire-sale PEOPLE ! ) price of my gorgeous house AND deserve to HAVE it ...I may start a contest. Whoever wins gets a discount on the already ludicrously low price . So go to the website , samuelpaynehouse.com , and/or the listing on Berkshire hathaway, come back HERE , and tell me why you deserve The Sam !

05/22/2018
05/11/2018

OY.

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38 Sea Spray Avenue
Niantic, CT
06357

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