09/04/2026
PLUS
☑️ Wake up already behind schedule
☑️ Make breakfast nobody eats
☑️ Answer 47 texts about houses
☑️ Find someone’s missing shoe
☑️ Show houses
☑️ Break up a sibling argument
☑️ Write an offer
☑️ Reheat my coffee for the 6th time
☑️ Negotiate a contract
☑️ Negotiate with a tiny human who refuses to wear pants
Basically, I’m a full-time realtor, chauffeur, snack dealer, crisis manager, and professional negotiator… and somehow the tiny clients are the hardest to work with. 😂🏡☕️
No one can ever convince me that we all have the same 24 hours in a day😅