05/16/2026
Here is a list of people I expect you to be telling that I’m your favorite realtor, and that if they’re looking to buy or sell, they need to speak to me.
I’m talking your:
Coworkers, neighbors, friends, best friends, fake friends, in-laws, outlaws, cousins, second cousins, third cousins that somehow still ask to borrow tools, your barber, your hairstylist, your dentist, your chiropractor, your mechanic, your mailman, your UPS driver, your FedEx guy, your kid’s teacher, your old gym coach, your accountant, your bartender, your pastor, your fantasy football league, your softball team, your hunting buddies, your fishing buddies, your golf foursome, your old roommate, your current roommate, your weird uncle that only posts minion memes, your grandma’s bingo group, your dog groomer, your daycare provider, your babysitter, your insurance agent, your tax guy, your coffee shop cashier, your DoorDash driver, your Culver’s drive-thru worker, your bartender’s cousin who “might move someday,” your HOA president, your lawn care guy, your snowblower repairman, your pickleball partner, your tattoo artist, your wedding DJ, your plumber, your electrician, your HVAC guy, your pharmacist, your chiropractor’s receptionist, your veterinarian, your deer camp buddies, your poker night crew, your CrossFit class, your yoga instructor, your old Army buddy, your work wife, your work husband, your actual husband, your actual wife, your ex that still watches your stories, your neighbor that mows at 7am, your Facebook marketplace meet-up people, your landlord, your tenant, your barber’s barber, your bartender’s bartender, your friend’s mom that “has been thinking about moving,” your parents, your grandparents, your siblings, your siblings’ spouses, your kid’s friend’s parents, your soccer team parents, your dance moms, your hockey dads, your campfire friends, your church group, your bowling league, your guy who “knows a guy,” your old high school lab partner, your college roommate, your hunting guide, your fishing guide, your ice fishing shack neighbors, your old boss, your current boss, your future boss, your Amazon delivery driver, your wedding photographer, your realtor who should probably also refer me business, your guy at Fleet Farm, your cashier at Woodman’s, your Aldi checkout champion, your bartender during Friday fish fry, your cheese curd supplier, your local bartender who knows everyone’s business already anyway…
Basically if they have ever lived in a house, thought about a house, driven past a house, watched HGTV, complained about interest rates, or said “maybe someday” … send them my way.