10/09/2026
👻💀 IT'S A BOO-TIFUL GOBLINWAY, WITCHES! 💀👻
We've been lurking, we've been creeping, and we've been spending money on crap we don't need for my husband to complain about.
So naturally, because we love to annoy him, we decided to make it fun 🖤
⚰️ TWO BOO CASKETS. TWO LUCKY BOO-HOLES. ⚰️
👻 EACH BOO CASKET IS STUFFED WITH:
🖤 1 cozy throw blanket for staring in to space and avoiding responsibilities while saying "I'm so cold"
🥤 1 40 oz tumbler for pretending to get your "water" intake
☕ 1 coffee mug for surviving people
🍫 Amber's favorite a bag of Reese's Pumpkins & Ghosts mix
🥜 Fall Trail mix, because we needed at least ONE thing in here that pretends to be healthy.
🍏 Hayley's favorite a bag of caramel apple suckers
🕯️ 1 fall candle to make your house smell like you have your life together.
👻 HEY BOO slippers for shuffling around your house like the emotionally exhausted Victorian ghost you are, its okay we think you're a dime 😘
🧴 Vanilla body lotion so you can be moisturized while your life falls apart.
💋 A 3-pack of Burt's Bees Ghoul Sticks, because even the undead deserve soft lips.
💀 HOW TO GET YOUR GREEDY LITTLE GHOST HANDS ON ONE:
👻 LIKE/FOLLOW our GL Management page.
🖤 REACT to this post.
🎃 TAG your friends!
⚰️ SHARE this post, MAKE SURE ITS PUBLIC!!!!! so we can haunt people we haven't even met yet! Promise they'll love us
🛑MAKE SURE YOU DO ALL OF THESE WE WILL BE CHECKING MAKE SURE ITS A PUBLIV POST 🛑
🚨 TWO LUCKY BOO-HOLES WILL BE DRAGGED FROM THE GRAVE FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16TH! 🚨
And because scammers have apparently decided to crawl out of the sewer with pennywise demanding souls this spooky season, WE WILL NEVER ASK FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION, SEND YOU WEIRD LINKS, OR REQUEST YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD AND WERE GOOD ON KIDNEYS, FOR NOW 🤷🏼♀️.
If someone messages you saying you've won before Friday, congratulations! You've encountered your long lost prince uncle from another country. Block that boo and do not give them anything!!!!
💀 GOOD LUCK, YOU SPOOKY LITTLE FREELOADERS! 💀
May the odds be ever in your favor 🫡