05/23/2026
Truth Time!!!
Let’s take a second to review Tootsie's Spray Tan (adult beverage) and the Smoked Tuna Dip…
Y’all know me, and you know I’m about as honest as they come. So my opinion that many of the mixed drinks at tootsies are a bit too small for the price is about as accurate as I can be.
Having said that - there is soooo much more to things that a dollar or two simply can’t hold a candle to. No where, and I mean no where on this beach offers the views and the atmosphere that Tootsies does, so take my $2 more and I’ll enjoy these views with this live music any day of the week!
For the drink, the Spray Tan is a simple mix of the the old college girl favorite of coconut rum and pineapple juice. Tootsies dresses it up just a bit with a floater of dark rum. Classic but with a slight Nashville twang… this one is tasty as hell (even for a whisky drinker). Small, but effective… kinda like me😉
But the tuna dip y’all…
Look, I’m no food snob. I like things that taste good, and that’s about as basic as it gets. But these Alabama Fire Crackers my friends… holy moly!!!
The tuna dip itself is about what you might expect from most establishments in PCB… standard tourist prices for pretty tasty treats.
But don’t give up on this magical dish just yet.
The Alabama Fire Crackers Ya’ll… OMG. 😳
As a fat kid trying not to live in a fat kid’s body… these crackers might have just changed my life.
Carbs, gluten, and all those silly words can kindly “F” off. I’ve traveled this world more times than I can count, and these crackers will absolutely have me coming back for more - over and over.
The crisp buttery flavor with the sweet heat of the special seasoning… Forget the tuna dip - I’ll be back next weekend if for nothing else but to taste these INCREDIBLE crackers again!
Can’t recommend this appetizer enough.
Spray Tan: 6 of 10
Tuna Dip (Crackers mainly): 9 of 10🤤
The good, the bad, and the ugly…
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