Carolyn Mobley with Coastal Choice Realty

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Memorial Day 2026, with gratitude and undying respect to those who gave all for our freedom.Thanks go-to all those I kno...
05/25/2026

Memorial Day 2026, with gratitude and undying respect to those who gave all for our freedom.

Thanks go-to all those I know and love, family, spouse, etc., for their service and sacrifice.

Epic listing from 2020 in SW Fla. A MESS, ideal flipper but in rough shape. Your agent should definitely be one of chara...
05/11/2026

Epic listing from 2020 in SW Fla. A MESS, ideal flipper but in rough shape. Your agent should definitely be one of character and charm, within, and be able to not get so serious. Creatives, like the legend that wrote the listing below...poetry!

Let your agent use their instincts sometimes! People connect strongly with a Realtor they can relate to.

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*THE WORST HOUSE ON THE STREET*

“Here it is, literally the worst house on the street!” the listing reads. “The Seller has done the hard work of cleaning up the almost half-acre property (it only took 7 dumpsters!), so now is your chance to take it from here. Have you ever watched HGTV and thought, I could do that!? If so, pack up your tape measure and start Googling how to identify a load-bearing wall because it’s time to put your money where your mouth is!”

Listed for $69,000, the home is, indeed, in bad condition — photos show peeling paint, water stains on the walls, a dilapidated roof, and a house that has otherwise been neglected for years. But the brutally honest and hilarious description caused the house to be picked up by the popular Instagram account Zillow Gone Wild and, within hours, start making the rounds on social media.

“The roof leaks, the floor creaks, and there’s a terrible draft, but this 3 bed, 1.5 bath home is very open concept,” continues the listing description. “And by that, we mean the inside is open to the outside because several of the windows are broken. There is a large, sunny window in the kitchen… and absolutely nothing else – a wonderful feature for someone interested in a bright reading space (and ordering take out for every meal).”

And while gimmicks like taking listing photos in a dinosaur costume or staging a sexy photoshoot inside a listed home do not always go beyond social media attention, the funny listing worked this time around. Within 10 days of putting it up, someone made an offer that the owners accepted — the home’s status is now marked as pending on realtor.com.

“What else can we say about this one-of-a-kind opportunity?” the listing finishes. “It’s not in a flood zone and will be conveyed with the clear title! But we don’t have a survey and the Seller has never seen the property, so buyers are strongly encouraged to do their own due diligence. And if you’re not interested in crying yourself to sleep every night while you rehab this home, might we suggest tearing it down and building a brand new one in its place? The neighbors would likely thank you.”

Credit to: VERONIKA BONDARENKO

04/19/2026
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02/24/2026

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Let's get YOUR home listed and SOLD for what it deserves! Contact me, Carolyn Mobley with Coastal Choice Realty of Panam...
02/24/2026

Let's get YOUR home listed and SOLD for what it deserves! Contact me, Carolyn Mobley with Coastal Choice Realty of Panama City/Panama City Beach FL and see if my ideas are in line with YOUR life goals!

02/23/2026

Hey everyone! It’s Carolyn!
If you’ve been even thinking about buying or selling a home — this is your sign! 🏡✨
The market is moving, opportunities are out there, and I am READY to help you make your next big move!
Whether you’re upgrading, downsizing, relocating, or just curious about your home’s value — let’s talk strategy and make it happen!
Don’t wait for the ‘perfect time’ — let’s create it.
Message me today and let’s get you HOME!”

12/16/2025

they’re called boundaries

11/06/2025

Do Japanese Red Maple trees do well here? What about gardenias? How do they hold up?

What are some other trees we could plant, besides the obvious fruit trees (I want orange and grapefruit trees)

11/05/2025

Facts! In the Beautiful Florida Panhandle; give me a call 850-866-9991

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2195 Jenks Avenue
Panama City, FL
32405

Telephone

+18508669991

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