Albino Rhino Home Inspections LLC

Albino Rhino Home Inspections LLC South Jersey’s premier home inspection service that provides home buyers an education and peace of mind. Also offering Radon, Mold, and Termite!

When you take a picture to show how bad the step quality is… then zoom in to find out WHY. 🍺Apparently the secret ingred...
08/29/2026

When you take a picture to show how bad the step quality is… then zoom in to find out WHY. 🍺

Apparently the secret ingredient to bond concrete was a little Corona 😂

Nothing says “quality concrete work” quite like finding the contractor’s bottle cap still embedded in the steps. 🤦‍♂️

I inspect a lot of questionable workmanship, but every once in a while the house actually leaves me a clue about how it happened. That’s one way to make a story, right?

08/28/2026



It’s not very often I disagree with This Old House https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1JxCmTZ5u4/?mibextid=wwXIfr, but i d...
08/26/2026

It’s not very often I disagree with This Old House https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1JxCmTZ5u4/?mibextid=wwXIfr, but i definitely do in this case. Unless you’re repainting a faded tan siding tan again, I’ve never seen painted siding last the test of time. It either warps from the sun, or the joints expand and contract to the point where the old color shines through.

Vinyl siding is designed to expand and contract with temperature changes. Paint it a very dark color—especially black or charcoal—and it can absorb a whole lot more heat than it was designed to handle.

The result? ☀️ + 🏠 = vinyl siding that starts looking like it was left too close to the grill.

Excessive heat can cause siding to warp, buckle, ripple, or even permanently distort, just like the siding in this photo. And once vinyl gets cooked out of shape, it might as well look like play doh.

If you’re thinking about painting vinyl siding, make sure the color and paint are specifically approved for vinyl—and be very careful about going substantially darker than the original color. 🦏

Always do your due diligence!  More septics fail than you can imagine…
08/25/2026

Always do your due diligence! More septics fail than you can imagine…

What are the best inspections to do before you buy a home? Inspections are like exercise every inspection has a payback.

08/19/2026

Holy crap! And this is exactly why we take deck safety so seriously!! 😳

I don’t go out of my way to ask for reviews, but I certainly feel proud to know that my clients appreciate my work 🦏Home...
08/17/2026

I don’t go out of my way to ask for reviews, but I certainly feel proud to know that my clients appreciate my work 🦏

Home inspections definitely give you an edge in negotiations, among other things. I work for you, the buyer!

Thank you again AY (if you see this post!)

08/17/2026

Buying a house with a propane tank? Checking tank ownership, fuel supplier, and inspecting the system's condition. 90% owner is responsible for removal.

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Lambs Road
Pitman, NJ
08071

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