Jesse Cortez Commercial Real Estate

04/24/2026

01/10/2026

POV: It’s Friday night at 11:30 and I’m vacuuming.

Doing the daily late-night reset (tequila + soda + lime in hand). The house gets cleaned every night before bed so when the kids wake up, it’s a blank canvas for them to destroy. 😅
My youngest, Marco, is like an indignant cat… full-time Tasmanian devil.

01/08/2026

Today’s agenda: coffee, emails, and a full-blown surveillance operation… for a trash pickup they’ve missed for 4+ weeks. ☕️👀🗑️

I’m not saying I’m petty.
I’m saying I’m gathering evidence.

If the truck actually shows up, I might clap.

01/05/2026

Old coffee maker: retired. 🫡
New routine: Ninja Luxe Café on repeat. ❄️☕️

Hot drip in the early AM.
Cold brew for the day.
Espresso to survive the afternoon.

If you’re a “coffee is a daily ritual” person… this thing is a problem (in the best way).

01/05/2026

Just talking about a deal that is closing tomorrow at 51 Crenna Lab in Crafton. We're going to the Urban Air Adventure Park in Cranberry Township to film our walkthrough video and some of our promo videos and photos. We'll also give my client some of that content so they can reuse it for their social media and marketing as well