09/25/2026
What does a Realtor actually do all day?
Apparently, a lot of things that would seem completely unhinged in any other profession. 😂🏡
I walk into strangers’ homes and open their closets.
I photograph furnaces, water heaters and electrical panels like they’re important family milestones.
I get excited about a new roof.
I’ve cleaned houses I don’t own, moved furniture six inches because it was bothering me, picked weeds before a showing, and obsessed over whether a toilet seat was down before photos.
I drive slowly past houses to see what’s going on.
I analyze “They liked it” like I’m an FBI profiler.
And yes, I’ve gotten emotionally attached to houses that aren’t even mine. 😂
Somehow, after years in real estate, all of this feels completely normal.
I’m Jacqui Studnicka, your local Southeast Michigan Realtor, and apparently…this is my normal. 😂❤️🏡