07/09/2026
Some random aisle at the national fast food convention in Chicago, or Vegas, or wherever the f**k, our giant corporations found the next Smash Burger, and Chicken and Waffles, and (dare I say) Hawaiian pizza. Behold, the Dubai Chocolate bu****it. Is it good? Of course, it’s been engineered to taste delicious. Is it actually from Dubai? It must be - it’s got pistachios in it! Find it at McDonald, shake shake, and your mom and pop coffee shop today.