Hey Boi'z Auto sales

Hey Boi'z Auto sales Your local auto sales, parts, and service. Looking to make no money just stretch my pe**er with your cash flow.

Hey boiz has this 04 cavi. $2995 she's sitting here stretching her legs. Runs and drives like a wet dream.
10/06/2021

Hey boiz has this 04 cavi. $2995 she's sitting here stretching her legs. Runs and drives like a wet dream.

01/05/2020

New year new me. Setting some serious goals for 2020. Come on down here and help stretch our pe**ers.

4,334,334,091 cars sold last year. That folks is why we set goals. Here is the BE**ER of the week. Priced at $6969.01 no...
03/08/2018

4,334,334,091 cars sold last year. That folks is why we set goals. Here is the BE**ER of the week. Priced at $6969.01 now that's a pe**er stretchen deal.

Been a while since I posted on here, took a vacation and stretched it into a long stay. Business is still booming and I'...
01/14/2017

Been a while since I posted on here, took a vacation and stretched it into a long stay. Business is still booming and I'm happy to say that last year was a record year sales-wise. 162,420 vehicles sold and $69 million dollars went into our bank account. To celebrate this record year, we're offering the best offer yet! With every purchase of a certified pre-owned purchased, you'll get a new set of tires (spare included), a full tank of fuel, a half order of McDonald's fries from underneath the seat, and a guarantee that no dead ho**er has been in the trunk for at least 3 weeks. Remember, this offer wont last long, so stretch your pe**er on down here and get a 4-wheeled deal guaranteed to stretch your wallet before time runs out.

12/16/2016

Hey boi'z

Local costumer sent me this. Its great thing to have valued people. Today is great day to come stretch your pocket books...
05/17/2016

Local costumer sent me this. Its great thing to have valued people. Today is great day to come stretch your pocket books. Have new cars in stock. Come on down!!

04/27/2016

Wow what a great month. Hey boiz is doing great. So far 5687 cars out the door this month. Our pe**ers are stretched to the max, and our pocket books are as fat as your step my moms. Come by the lot today and help the cause. Over 20,000 cars in stock.

Hey boys will be having a few new vehicles in this week. Stay tuned and get ready to pass that pockets change over for m...
04/11/2016

Hey boys will be having a few new vehicles in this week. Stay tuned and get ready to pass that pockets change over for my pe**er stretching.

04/02/2016

Sales are going good!! April 2nd and already sold 59 cars this month. Likes keep rolling in as well. Come stretch your pe**ers today! Open all day everyday.

Fresh into the lot is this super sexy lady. 1987 Ford Bronco 2. This bad beast has just the right amount of horsepower t...
04/02/2016

Fresh into the lot is this super sexy lady. 1987 Ford Bronco 2. This bad beast has just the right amount of horsepower to stretch your pe**er, with a price low enough to stretch your wallet. Wanna get in a car Chace with the police? No better vehicle to drive than a white Bronco 2. If you're a real O. J. Simpson fan, you'll come see us today! Don't forget that April is customer appreciation month and all sales also come with a $69 gift card to the Pleasure Zone. Stop by today!

Just in....1990 version. The cobra in the pic is sweet too. Rides out nice. Handles super well. With a whopping 145 poun...
04/02/2016

Just in....1990 version. The cobra in the pic is sweet too. Rides out nice. Handles super well. With a whopping 145 pounds. She is bad, with a 192 pumps per min. 2 owner, wasn't ride hard. Previous owner was 17 so no damage done. Long blond hair is a plus. Come stretch yourself out with this young lad today for a great price of $69,969, which is a great price for this lady..call today!!

04/02/2016

Everyone be safe at Gateway tonight. Stretch your pe**ers and run them cars hard!

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