08/31/2026
Well, crap. We missed Alyssa Ramazetti's birthday. 🤦♀️🎂
Which feels especially unacceptable considering Alyssa loves organizing things and probably could have created a perfectly color-coded system to prevent this entire situation. 😂
So, a VERY happy belated birthday to our wonderfully unconventional Alyssa! 🥳
She’s a part-time nail tech, cat lover, collector of obscure information, avid TV watcher, organizational enthusiast, and someone who can strike up a conversation with just about anyone. 💅🐈🍷📺
Basically, Alyssa is delightfully hard to put in a box—and that’s exactly how we like her.
We hope your birthday included something excellent on TV, plenty of good conversation, and at least one cat. ❤️
Happy belated birthday, Alyssa! We’re so glad you’re part of our crew. 🎉