10/19/2026
My momβs a Realtor: Kids Edition π‘π
My job description:
πͺ Quality control the open house cookies
πͺ§ Put up signs (free labor)
π€« Stop existing when Mom gets a phone call
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Give up my weekends
π‘ Turn on 47 lights
πΌ Carry business cards in case we meet a βpotential clientβ π
Pay: $0
Benefits: Unlimited open house snacks πͺπ€£