12/22/2023
🎅BEHOLD!🎅
📍213 S. 3rd St. in Smolan, KS!
Listed by: Ben Belshe - Real Broker, LLC
With several thousand years of service, Santa’s demand has become increasingly high. With millions of homes to visit each year in under 24 hours, Santa’s sleigh and reindeer have been tweaked and modified to run at peak performance, speed & efficiency. Like modern commercial aircraft requiring long runways, The sleigh too requires long roofs for safe takeoffs and landings. If your house doesn’t meet this criteria, it may cause delivery delays. When the roof is not sufficiently long, the sleigh must land on the closest accomodating roof, and service the other homes from there.
✅ DON’T LET THIS BE YOU! Using today’s most cutting edge technology, I have put together renderings showcasing the great Santa-friendly features of this home. Here’s your opportunity to own a home that is much larger than it looks from the road, with a DEEP lot and long roof, perfectly equipped for handling both the length and weight of Santa’s sleigh & reindeer. The beautiful fully renovated kitchen offers an elegant setting to display your milk and cookies! A detached 3 car garage/ shop with alley access in the back to store your own sleighs and toys tops of this beautiful 4 bed 2 FULL bath fully renovated package, offered at just
🔥$189,900!🔥
Call or text me today to schedule your showing!
📲 785.404.8391
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** Also to agents who want to troll this post please refer to -
“Guidance Regarding Advertisements Under 804(c) of the Fair Housing Act”
“The use of secularized terms or symbols relating to religious holidays such as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or St.Valentine’s Day images, or phrases such as Merry Christmas, Happy Easter, or the like does not constitute a violation of the Fair Housing Act.”