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04/21/2026

🍹If Salt Lake County Cities Were Alcoholic Drinks (And Yes, I’m Judging) Every city has a personality. So let’s break it down like adults. 
🍸 Draper – Espresso Martini
Looks expensive. Talks about “performance.” Owns a Peloton. Draper is ambitious suburb energy. Close to the mountains, close to Silicon Slopes, full of people optimizing their sleep scores. It’s classy… but it definitely tracks its macros.

🥃 Sandy – Old Fashioned
Stable. Reliable. Been around forever.
Sandy doesn’t need hype. It has foothill homes, freeway access, and zero interest in reinventing itself.
It pays its mortgage on time and judges your refinance rate.

💧Riverton – Light Beer
Backyard trampoline. Costco run. HOA newsletter drama.
Riverton is peak suburban consistency. Nothing wild. Nothing risky. Just solid cul-de-sac energy.
You know exactly what you’re getting.

🍷 South Jordan – Rosé
Instagram-ready. Walkable lake. Coordinated patio furniture. Especially in Daybreak, South Jordan feels curated. Like someone mood-boarded the entire neighborhood. It’s polished. It hosts book club. It has opinions about throw pillows.

🥤Herriman – Hard Seltzer
New build. Big garage. Still waiting on landscaping.
Herriman is growing faster than your property tax estimate. Construction everywhere. Everyone moved in last Tuesday. It’s fresh. It’s expanding. It’s slightly dusty.

🧃Bluffdale – Craft Cider
Low-key rural but also not rural.
Bluffdale is like, “I want space… but I also want Chick-fil-A within 10 minutes.” It’s the compromise drink. Quiet. Slightly crunchy. Secretly cool.

🍺 Cottonwood Heights – IPA
Mountain obsessed. Slightly intense.
If Cottonwood Heights had a dating profile it would say “lives for powder days.” Close to the canyon. Strong personality. Not for everyone. But if you’re into it, you’re INTO it.

🍹Millcreek – Craft Cocktail
Local. Eclectic. Thinks chain restaurants are suspicious.
Millcreek has personality. Older homes, remodel projects, east-side pride. It’s not trying to be Draper. And that’s the point.

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04/06/2026

🚨 Stop the scroll!

Riverton end-unit townhome just hit the market. The perfect place to enjoy the amazing spring weather! 🏡

4 beds
3 baths
2,130 Sq Ft

Want to check it out? DM me!

04/02/2026

🚨 Welcome to this nearly-new masterpiece in West Jordan, where “I need more space” officially stops being your personality.

This home has enough room for your family, your hobbies, your friends... and the guests that overstay their welcome.

Step inside and you’re greeted with an open-concept layout, soaring ceilings, and so much natural light you might actually become a morning person (no promises).

The kitchen is built for both cooking and pretending you cook, featuring high-end finishes, tons of storage, and a large island perfect for snacks, gatherings, or just spreading out takeout containers in style.

The additional bedrooms are generously sized, ideal for kids and guests. Plus a home office perfect for your “I’m going to start a podcast” phase.

5 Massive Bedrooms
3.5 baths
5,144 SQ FT

Ready to upgrade your townhome? Need more space for activities. Let’s chat!

MLS #: 2145931

03/30/2026

🚨Your future home is calling! 🚨

This iconic .63 acre lot is located in the Tavaci gated community at the mouth of big cottonwood canyon! 🏔️

This is true mountain living. Just minutes from your favorite ski resorts and hikes! 🥾⛷️

More info in the link my bio!

03/10/2026

🚨 Sell your home for as little as 1%! 🚨

If this is your situation, let’s chat! 📲

1) You listed your home and it didn’t sell.
2) Spring is the best time to sell and you’re ready!
3) You have thought about selling and want to talk through your options and if it makes sense for your situation.
4) You want a golf buddy this spring. ⛳️

Seriously I’m here for you, let’s chat! 🔥

02/19/2026

🚨 Spring discount! 🚨

Sell your home for as low as 1%! All of my home selling packages have been discounted for the next 2 months! 🔥

If you are thinking about selling in the spring let’s chat. Statistically It’s the best time of year to sell a home! 💰

Send me a DM if you have questions or send this to someone you know looking to sell their home! 🏡

02/18/2026

🚨 Read below! 🚨

January is a glass mansion; They want everyone to think they’re thriving. Meanwhile they haven’t relaxed since 2014. 🙀

February is a lake house; They’re mysterious… they randomly disappear for “mental health.” You won’t hear from them for 3 business days. 🏕️

March is a castle; They’re strong, intense, and a little intimidating. They are definitely plotting something. 🏰

April is an island villa; They look chill, they’re all about aesthetic Instagram vibes, but are secretly judging everyone doing cannonballs. 🏖️

May is a lean-to of driftwood; Floating somewhere between genius and dumpster fire, yet somehow ending up exactly where they want to be while you panic. 🌴

June is an expensive yacht; Glamorous, exhausting, and secretly hoping someone falls overboard so they can feel superior. ⚓️

July is an island shack: Everyone is jealous they live on the beach until they realize this birth month occasionally screams at coconuts for no reason and they have been chafing since 1993. 🏄‍♂️

August is a beautiful stone mansion; Stunning from every angle, perfect Instagram vibes, but every hallway whispers “you’re not enough.” 😎

September is a Hobbit-hole; Comforting, yet it feels like an adventure is brewing. This makes you feel both at home and inadequate. They will roast you softly while sipping tea. ☕️

October is a cabin; They are absolutely badass. Everyone wants to get invited to the cabin and make fun memories. Only downside is that they don’t own it and don’t make enough money to rent it, so it’s just a picture hanging on their dream board. 📸

November is a penthouse; Fancy, overpriced, high enough to look down on you and they will judge your Spotify playlist like it’s a bad investment. 📉

December is a gingerbread house; Sweet, over-decorated, looks fun and cozy but every bite comes with passive-aggressive judgment. 🍭

Is this accurate? If so, send to a friend you think relates! 📩

02/05/2026

You bought your starter home a few years ago and it felt just right. 🏡

Then came the kids, the toys, the chaos! Now every room feels too small. Maybe it’s time to upgrade to a home that fits the family you’ve become.

It’s not goodbye to memories, it’s hello to a bigger home made for your growing crew. A home built to handle new adventures! 🎊

I’m ready when you are. Shoot me a DM and let’s talk about options! 📩

01/29/2026

Utah has some unique things about it! What other interesting facts do you know about Utah?

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