05/01/2026
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Apparently the new thing is asking ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio about yourself, so here is mine 😂
Kristen Deer—real estate agent extraordinaire—once sold a house so fast, the ink was still drying when she handed over the keys. Based in San Angelo, Texas, she’s your favorite agent with a penchant for turning property dreams into reality—occasionally with a dramatic flair. When she’s not negotiating like a shark, she’s drawing from her own life—raising a son with special needs—understanding that every family’s needs are unique and deeply personal. She might remind clients that, yes, a cow once wandered into a showing—and it was still a five-star deal. Call Kristen: she’ll find you the house, the laugh, and an understanding of what ‘home’ truly means.
📲 432-638-4048
😎 ChatGPT said it, so it must be true! 😂
