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02/08/2026

I know it’s tough to make cold intros sometimes, but this approach does not make me confident that this dude isn’t just completely full of s**t. Don’t start your pitch off with a lie and expect to build a trusting relationship…

Do better, Eli 🤣🤣🤣

02/01/2026

I don’t usually post things like this, but wanted to give a shout out to and his team. I took part in his coaching program last year and the blueprint he provided has helped me get my business vision back in line with my vision for my life.

This HUD is from the first transaction that I completed, full cycle. Roughly 4 months elapsed from start to finish, and our costs all in were around $85k.

Got a wire at closing for $352k, so a 314% return on cash. They ain’t all gonna hit like this, but it doesn’t change the fact that it has changed my expectations of what I am capable of in 2026 and beyond.

Go get after it people…

10/26/2025

When you buy an inherited property that nobody has keys to for dirt cheap and have to have a locksmith “break in” to your own house….

and I brought a sheriff with us just in case we found somebody. Thanks for all of the guidance and

10/15/2025

and I checked out the SpaceX launch of Starship on Monday and all I can say is WOW. Say what you will about Elon Musk, but the number of technologies that he has advanced SIGNIFICANTLY in his lifetime is absolutely nuts.
Discussing this with my dad and brother is as fun and we all landed on a key pillar of his success…take HUGE action, fail quickly, learn from the failure and apply those learnings to the next rapid iteration.
I think we have grown far too risk averse as a society. Taking Huge, calculated risks is what tends to separate the great ones from the pack. Do hard things. Build something unimaginable. Be willing to fail a few times on the way.
I damn near went bankrupt over a project a few years back but it panned out. That project made more last year than I used to make in my W-2.
Would I do it again? Kind of….I’d do it smarter, better…wiser…and the next will be even better than the last!

Stop being scared and go do big things!

09/22/2025

🔥 San Antonio Investor Special! 🔥

Looking for your next flip or cash-flowing rental? Check this out:

📍 Culebra Park / Ingram Hills (78228)
🛏 3 Bed | 🛁 1.5 Bath | + Garage Conversion
📐 870 sqft | 7,080 sqft lot | Built 1971
🔑 Vacant – On Lockbox
🛠 Cosmetics needed, older HVAC, roof only 5–6 yrs old
💸 Market Rent ~$1,350-1,600/month

💰 Asking Price: $95,000
📈 ARV: ~$190,000

This one won’t last! DM me or call/text 210-361-4397 for access and details

09/09/2025

🔥 San Antonio (78244) Off-Market Deal 🔥

💰 Price: $90,000
📈 ARV: ~$200,000
🛠️ Rehab: Foundation + Cosmetic
📦 Tenant-Occupied (vacant at closing)
🏡 3 Bed / 2 Bath | 1,643 sqft | Built 1984
💸 Rent Potential: ~$1,575/month
💨 HVAC: 2018

This one’s a perfect fit for a flip or BRRRR. Strong comps, straightforward scope, and a price point that makes the numbers work. DM us for comps, photos, and to schedule a walkthrough.

🔒 Cash or hard money only
🗓️ Close by 10/8/25
📲 DM for full details

02/12/2025

Can’t wait to show off the final product, but .house.rentals is making some big upgrades to one of their properties! This property has cash flowed about $40-50k/yr since we bought it in 2021, but we have seen our rates taking quite a hit and we are struggling to deliver on the inly thing that REALLY matters…

🤡GUEST EXPERIENCE🤡
We did pretty well on revenue last year, and alot of folks would be doing nothing if they saw our numbers, but I know we are falling behind! In the end, I know that there are far more competitive homes on the market now that are doing an equal or better job.
That, combined with 3 years of 🏚️ wear and tear on the property has caught up with us!

💸Instead of selling the house and telling everybody that airbnb is ☠️ , I’ve looked at ways to enhance the guest experience at the property! Recent reviews have highlighted that the backyard no longer gives off the paradise vibes that it once did, so we are changing that!
+ Playground for kids
+ Firepit area
+ Legit putt putt course

This investment should help us gain back market share! I’ll share final numbers when we are done, but I expect to break even on this reinvestment, just from cash flow, in 18 months or so! This ignores the fact that it potentially makes the home more valuable for resale!

Evaluate amenities like anything else….the good ones are worth it!

10/18/2024

Sometimes real estate is a pretty gritty and dirty business. and I walk alot of fixer uppers that are full of trash and all kinds of unmentionables!

But, this is also the morning view from a property we purchased in June. We are under contract and hope a new owner can make this part of their wake up routine in a few short weeks 🤞!
Take the good with the bad y’all and go soak up a little sunshine!

09/16/2024

Where are all of my cash buyers at in San Antonio? The Forged Home Buyers team is picking up deals every week all over San Antonio, New Braunfels and surrounding areas.

Shoot me a DM with your buy box! Mine is in the comments…photo of my last project 😉

08/29/2024

PSA to all of my friends in the STR space:

GUESTS. COME. FIRST.

I forget this sometimes with all of the craziness that goes on with contractors, vendors, guests, pricing, marketing, biz strategy, quality management, etc...and all of this can make petty problems that the guests bring up seem well...petty!

BUT, they aren't petty to that guest, and extreme hospitality towards the guests goes a long way, even if we are busy, cranky, stressed, or whatever! 😉

Business is hard, and quite often the customer is wrong, but take a big breath and smile before you write the next message...

Cheers! 🍻

08/19/2024

Unpopular opinion in the REI world…but Slack sucks! It’s moderately better and more organized than having a giant group chat going, but that’s about it!

I genuinely hate it….I’ll take Teams over Slack any day of the week, especially with the rest of the Office 365 suite. Show me a Slack that isn’t MOSTLY a dumpster fire and I’ll still talk trash 😂

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