06/11/2026
BREAKING NEWS:
Doctors have confirmed there is only ONE known cure for blowing a 30-point lead and losing by 1 point.
🏡 Buying a house from me.
Clinical trials are ongoing, but results look promising.
Possible side effects include:
✅ Homeownership
✅ Building equity
✅ Getting keys to your dream home
✅ Making me stop talking about last night's game
Call me immediately if symptoms persist.
📱 210-214-8204