09/18/2026
Moms, I regret to inform you that keeping up with the trends has officially become a safety hazard.
I bought the wide-leg workout pants.
I felt cute.
I felt current.
I felt like maybe I had successfully avoided becoming the mom who realizes three years too late that everyone stopped wearing skinny jeans.
Then I decided to sprint.
Because apparently sprinting is incredible for you, and in my ongoing attempt to stay healthy, build muscle, run a business, raise kids AND remain somewhat fashionable, I thought, “Sure. Let’s add sprinting.”
So there I am, fully committed, picking up speed...
And my cute little wide-leg workout pants caught my other leg.
Not a stumble.
Not a graceful little recovery where you look around and hope no one noticed.
I went ALL. THE. WAY. DOWN.
Hands. Knees. Pride.
The kind of fall where you’re on the ground for a second processing how a perfectly normal adult woman just got taken out by her own pants.
I walked away with scabs, bruises and a newfound appreciation for leggings with a tight ankle.
The funniest part is that I actually used to sprint.
I LIKE sprinting.
My body was prepared for this.
My outfit was not.
So yes, apparently I am now at the age where trying to stay cute and trying to stay healthy have joined forces to physically injure me.
To every other mom currently attempting to keep up with what the kids are wearing: proceed with caution.
And if you see me sprinting (or falling) in wide-leg pants again, no you didn't.
K, thanks.