Bearded Realtor Coaching

02/16/2026

https://beardedrealtorcoaching.com

IF YOU'RE TIRED OF WORKING WITH BUYERS, PAYING ZILLOW THOUSANDS FOR GARBAGE LEADS, AND BEING DEPENDENT ON YOUR TEAM FOR LEADS THIS PROGRAM IS FOR YOU.

06/17/2025

06/13/2025

🎉 Hotter than a Provo girl's DMs after a Sunday selfie

💵$20K toward closing—aka more cash than your bro made knocking doors in Bakersfield last year.

🚐 More parking than LaVell Edwards Stadium after a home game loss to Utah.

🔥OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 6/14 from 3–5PM🔥
🎉NEW LISTING – SARATOGA SPRINGS 🎉
Now with $20,000 toward closing costs!

That’s right. Twenty. Thousand. Dollars.
Use it to buy down your rate, cover closing costs, or finally break up with your landlord’s microwave that hasn’t worked since the ‘90s. Just don’t try to put it toward Scout Camp, your handcart trek cosplay kit, or a new set of “Braydyn, MaKynzi, and Jett” vinyl decals for the van.

And guess what? NO HOA.
So go ahead—park your trailer in the driveway. Fly that BYU flag like it’s game day every day. Build a trampoline pit so deep it has its own zip code. Saratoga freedom at its finest.

☀️PAID-OFF SOLAR = Guilt-free A/C and power bills so low you’ll brag about them in your ministering message.

🚐RV PARKING? We’ve got more space than the MTC in July. Bring the boat, RZR, trailer, motorhome, and that one cousin’s "entrepreneurial van"—you'll still have room for the ward Christmas party overflow.

🛏️4 Bedrooms all upstairs—because yelling across floors is for summer sales bros and families who haven’t discovered zoning.

🏡 Open main level perfect for family gatherings, Sunday dinners, or just sprawling out while rewatching Studio C bloopers.
✨The formal living room? Turn it into a piano room, a Zoom-call-ready home office, or a homework zone for your little scholar-athletes.

🌳 The yard is fully landscaped, so the hard work’s already done. Just toss in a trampoline, maybe a few garden boxes, and congratulations—you’re living the Utah dream.

Oh, and it's walking distance to every school from Kindergarten to Senior Prom. So your kids can walk, scooter, or longboard their way through K-12 while you enjoy an actual lunch break.

This home will go faster than a summer sales rep’s voice when someone says “Pest Control contract.”
So schedule a showing before someone else shows up in a messy bun and leggings and Venmos earnest money from the driveway.

For more pictures go to:

https://www.isellutahcounty.com/property_listing/2091654

Bearded Realtor
Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

P.S. If you thought this ad was funny and better than all the stupid listing most agents post comment "Chat" in the comments. I'm still not really sure what that means but my kids say it all time.

06/10/2025

Here’s how you can have an extra three days to move out after closing, even if you’re supposed to turn over Keys once it funds and records…

02/22/2025

**Come see us at our open house today 2/22 9:30-11:30am**
https://www.utahrealestate.com/2065202
AFFORDABLE, MOVE IN READY, SINGLE LEVEL HOME! I know someone out there has been waiting for this exact home to hit the market. Well here it is!! 3 bed, 2 bath, 2 car garage home that has been fully updated! Enjoy the peace of mind of having a new roof, new solar panels, new Hardie Board siding, new water heater, new Samsung appliances, new gutters, new sliding glass door, and new AC unit. Inside you'll find new flooring throughout. There is RV parking space on the left side of the home and has beautiful views of Mt Nebo. Schedule your showing today. **Showings start at open house Saturday 2/22 9:30am-11:30am**

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/31/2024

FOR RENT $1,999/month
3487 N Delta St Eagle Mountain
3 bed 2.5 bath home with fully fenced yard, 3 car garage, solar panels for lower electric bill, and internet included in the HOA. Pets allowed with screening, pet deposit, and monthly pet rent. Must pass background/credit check.

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518