Bearded Realtor Coaching

02/16/2026

https://beardedrealtorcoaching.com

IF YOU'RE TIRED OF WORKING WITH BUYERS, PAYING ZILLOW THOUSANDS FOR GARBAGE LEADS, AND BEING DEPENDENT ON YOUR TEAM FOR LEADS THIS PROGRAM IS FOR YOU.

06/17/2025

06/13/2025

🎉 Hotter than a Provo girl's DMs after a Sunday selfie

💵$20K toward closing—aka more cash than your bro made knocking doors in Bakersfield last year.

🚐 More parking than LaVell Edwards Stadium after a home game loss to Utah.

🔥OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY 6/14 from 3–5PM🔥
🎉NEW LISTING – SARATOGA SPRINGS 🎉
Now with $20,000 toward closing costs!

That’s right. Twenty. Thousand. Dollars.
Use it to buy down your rate, cover closing costs, or finally break up with your landlord’s microwave that hasn’t worked since the ‘90s. Just don’t try to put it toward Scout Camp, your handcart trek cosplay kit, or a new set of “Braydyn, MaKynzi, and Jett” vinyl decals for the van.

And guess what? NO HOA.
So go ahead—park your trailer in the driveway. Fly that BYU flag like it’s game day every day. Build a trampoline pit so deep it has its own zip code. Saratoga freedom at its finest.

☀️PAID-OFF SOLAR = Guilt-free A/C and power bills so low you’ll brag about them in your ministering message.

🚐RV PARKING? We’ve got more space than the MTC in July. Bring the boat, RZR, trailer, motorhome, and that one cousin’s "entrepreneurial van"—you'll still have room for the ward Christmas party overflow.

🛏️4 Bedrooms all upstairs—because yelling across floors is for summer sales bros and families who haven’t discovered zoning.

🏡 Open main level perfect for family gatherings, Sunday dinners, or just sprawling out while rewatching Studio C bloopers.
✨The formal living room? Turn it into a piano room, a Zoom-call-ready home office, or a homework zone for your little scholar-athletes.

🌳 The yard is fully landscaped, so the hard work’s already done. Just toss in a trampoline, maybe a few garden boxes, and congratulations—you’re living the Utah dream.

Oh, and it's walking distance to every school from Kindergarten to Senior Prom. So your kids can walk, scooter, or longboard their way through K-12 while you enjoy an actual lunch break.

This home will go faster than a summer sales rep’s voice when someone says “Pest Control contract.”
So schedule a showing before someone else shows up in a messy bun and leggings and Venmos earnest money from the driveway.

For more pictures go to:

https://www.isellutahcounty.com/property_listing/2091654

Bearded Realtor
Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

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06/10/2025

Here’s how you can have an extra three days to move out after closing, even if you’re supposed to turn over Keys once it funds and records…

02/22/2025

**Come see us at our open house today 2/22 9:30-11:30am**
https://www.utahrealestate.com/2065202
AFFORDABLE, MOVE IN READY, SINGLE LEVEL HOME! I know someone out there has been waiting for this exact home to hit the market. Well here it is!! 3 bed, 2 bath, 2 car garage home that has been fully updated! Enjoy the peace of mind of having a new roof, new solar panels, new Hardie Board siding, new water heater, new Samsung appliances, new gutters, new sliding glass door, and new AC unit. Inside you'll find new flooring throughout. There is RV parking space on the left side of the home and has beautiful views of Mt Nebo. Schedule your showing today. **Showings start at open house Saturday 2/22 9:30am-11:30am**

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/31/2024

FOR RENT $1,999/month
3487 N Delta St Eagle Mountain
3 bed 2.5 bath home with fully fenced yard, 3 car garage, solar panels for lower electric bill, and internet included in the HOA. Pets allowed with screening, pet deposit, and monthly pet rent. Must pass background/credit check.

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/31/2024

https://www.utahrealestate.com/2015932
Welcome to your dream home on the north end of Eagle Mountain! This stunning 3-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom residence offers the perfect blend of modern convenience and timeless elegance. Featuring an impressive $56,000 solar and battery backup system that is fully paid off, you'll enjoy extremely low energy bills and peace of mind knowing you have power even if the grid goes down. Step inside to an open floor plan where a large great room with vaulted ceilings and a fireplace awaits. The main floor includes a luxurious primary suite with a spacious walk-in closet, providing the perfect retreat after a long day. The home faces west, allowing you to enjoy a beautifully shaded backyard all summer long. The outdoor space is fully fenced and landscaped, offering a private oasis for relaxation and entertaining. Don't miss this incredible opportunity to own a home that combines energy efficiency, modern amenities, and exquisite design. Schedule a showing today and experience the best of Eagle Mountain living!

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/30/2024

https://www.utahrealestate.com/2009740
*** $40,000 BUYER INCENTIVE IF YOU HAVE THIS HOME UNDER CONTRACT BEFORE OCT 31, 2024*** Welcome to The Homestead Haven, an exceptional 8,400 sqft residence featuring 9 bedrooms and 7.5 bathrooms, designed for multi-generational living. This expansive property features three kitchens and four separate living areas, offering unparalleled versatility and privacy. Imagine having two 4,200 sqft homes perfectly integrated into one magnificent estate. Ideal for large families or those who love to entertain, each kitchen is thoughtfully designed with high-end finishes and modern conveniences. Enjoy the luxury of space with multiple living rooms, perfect for creating distinct family zones or hosting guests. With two separate 2-car garages, there is ample parking and storage for all your vehicles and recreational toys. A dream come true for hobbyists or those needing extra workspace, the 30x40 detached shop adds even more functionality to this impressive property. With a front door view of Burraston Ponds, which is State Wildlife Management area, you will have access to several ponds for fishing, paddle boarding, and kayaking. Spanning just under 1 acre, the fully fenced yard features several garden areas, offering plenty of room for outdoor activities and relaxation. Designed with extended families in mind, this home provides the perfect balance of shared and private spaces. The Homestead Haven is not just a home; it's a lifestyle. Whether you're seeking a place for your large family, a property to accommodate multiple generations, or a spacious retreat for hosting friends, this residence delivers on all fronts. Come and experience the ultimate in luxurious, flexible living. Schedule your private tour today and discover why The Homestead Haven is the perfect place to call home.

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/30/2024

https://www.utahrealestate.com/2001655
This meticulously maintained 5-bedroom, 2.5-bath home in Saratoga Springs is offering $13,000 toward buyer's closing costs!!! This charming residence features a formal living room, a spacious family room with a fireplace, and an upgraded kitchen with granite countertops and a pantry. Upstairs, enjoy a large loft, a primary suite with double sinks, a separate tub and shower, and a walk-in closet, plus three additional bedrooms, a full bath, and a convenient laundry room. The basement boasts 9-ft ceilings and a partially finished bedroom. Outside, the fully fenced and landscaped yard includes an in-ground trampoline, a built-in slide, a large storage shed, and RV parking. Located near a massive park and miles of walking trails, this home offers endless outdoor recreation opportunities. Don't miss out on this perfect family home!

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/30/2024

https://www.utahrealestate.com/1997392
$100,000 price drop! Paradise - 40+ Acres of Seclusion in Fairview, UT! Your dream property is here! 2013-built custom cabin retreat with 2x6 & 2x12 construction on 41 acres of good grazing or growing ground with unrivaled privacy that is about 70% fenced. Solar panels and battery bank! 2 heaters, coal/wood burning stove, fridge, and range/stove, 4x32 cold storage room plus a full basement with it's own entrance and large walk in pantry off the kitchen. Includes 10,000-gallon water storage tanks and well water rights, 12x16 chicken coop with hitching post on the side for horses. Nestled in the Indianola-Fairview foothills with year round access at the end of the road and NO HOA!!! Just 25 minutes from town. Your ultimate off-grid sanctuary awaits – Enjoy being more self sufficient and independent! Big game hunters be sure to check out the pictures of Elk and Deer found on this property! Owner reduced the price $100,000 so you can put in a well and buyer more water shares if desired.

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518

10/25/2024

https://www.utahrealestate.com/2030848
Charming 5-Bedroom Home with Solar Savings in Santaquin! Located on the sought-after east bench of Santaquin, this 5-bed, 3-bath home offers the perfect blend of comfort and convenience. Inside, you'll find an inviting open floor plan with a spacious main-level primary suite for easy living. The fully finished basement provides extra space, while the fully fenced yard with RV parking is perfect for outdoor fun. Set on a quiet street near parks and schools, this home is ideal for families. Enjoy the added bonus of solar panels, reducing your electric bill to just $10 a month! Join us for the open house on Saturday, Oct 26th, from 1:00 PM to 2:30 PM.

Brett Henry
Simple Choice Real Estate
801-623-2518