11/06/2024
If the former president* wins, then a majority of the country as defined by the Constitution—and we’ll get to that in a moment—will have voted in the affirmative for racism, mendacity, authoritarianism, and blind animal vengeance. After four years of his presidency, and the four years of his ex-presidency that were somehow even more damaging to the republic, there are no excuses left. If you voted for him, you voted for a crueler, dumber, and more vicious America because that’s what you wanted, and you want that America to be led by a mentally bedraggled clown. He’s not Hi**er. He’s the rebel leader from Woody Allen’s Bananas who, when he finally overthrows the dictator, demands that all citizens change their underwear every half hour, and that underwear must be worn on the outside so the government can check.
