That 1 Realtor Guy

08/29/2026

Listen, it’s an honest mistake 😂

08/28/2026

I’m not here to impress you with the car I drive, the club I belong to, or how good I look holding a glass of bourbon. 😂

I’m here to tell you the truth, make real estate a hell of a lot more fun, and get the job done.

Putting the Real back in Real Estate. 🏡

08/28/2026

Well sh*t… this is yet another one of those life moments that causes folks to re-evaluate their living situation.

Should you find yourself in need of some additional room, or perhaps your kids are grown and now you need less room or anything else that life throws at you, give me a call!

08/22/2026

Sunset boat tour in NYC with my girls!

08/22/2026

Took my girls on a boat tour in NYC as one of the last send-offs before Maddie starts college.

07/29/2026

This one just got a whole lot more interesting...

We just dropped the price to $545,000, and if you've been waiting for the right opportunity in the Beaverton/Aloha area, this might be it.

Here's what you're getting:

🏡 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms
🏊 In-ground pool
🌞 Sunroom that's perfect for entertaining, relaxing, or pretending you're on vacation with a cold drink 🍹
🚪 Lower level with separate exterior access that offers incredible flexibility for multigenerational living, guests, a home office, or future ADU potential.

If you've been scrolling Zillow every night looking for something different, this is your sign to stop scrolling and come see it in person.

Shoot me a message for the full details or to schedule a private tour.

07/14/2026

Maddie Green you never cease to amaze me kiddo. I love finding random art throughout the house.

07/05/2026

Had a pretty fun 4th!

07/04/2026

06/28/2026

NE Portland remained a very competitive market this month. Inventory increased slightly, but homes sold even faster while prices held steady. Sales activity dipped just a bit, though demand remains strong for well-priced homes.

Known for neighborhoods like Alberta Arts, Beaumont, and Concordia, NE Portland offers a great mix of historic charm, local restaurants, breweries, and some of the city's most walkable communities.