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Slinky- A.K.A Slinkster

Name: Slinky- A.K.A Slinkster
Address: In the Backyard, Springfield, MO, 65810, US
Telephone: +14178446033

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Slinky- A.K.A Slinkster

Some of you may know me based on my PAW-rents page, so I decided it was time to have my own account....

03/21/2022

PSA: (Public ‘Slinkster’ Announcement)

FREE ice cream cones at DQ today 😆😝🍦

Slink says….

💪
🤣

🐕

01/05/2022

From my PAW-rents page….

So everyone has been asking what Slink did for his birthday, well let’s just say he was/is a little ‘wiener’ 😂

Some how the evening turned into a song which bled over into the next day for him, the events of the night went something like this….🤦🏻‍♀️

🎼
“Blame it on being a WIENER
I’m just not a SINGER
And ruined your 4 course DIN-NER (at Springfield Brewing Company)
I’m the last one to EAT
Always the last one to SLEEP
I was the last dog you thought you’d see THERE”

“But when I saw the PLATE
And all of the MEATS
I took a bite of your juicy FILET
Then I looked at you and said,
‘Laura Daly, Realturd this may be medium RARE.’
But you’ll never hear me COMPLAIN”

“Cause I got friends in LOW places
Where the whiskey drowns and they make
‘Slink’s Favorite Beers’ by the CASES
So I’ll be okay”

“We all know that I’m not big on social GRACES (burp)
Think I’ll slip on into COMA-TASIS
Oh, I’ve got friends in low PLACES”

“Well I guess I was WRONG
I’m actually pretty good at this SONG
But then again I’ve had a couple of cans
Everything’s getting BLURRY
And my vocabulary is getting SLURRY
But no need to WORRY
I’ll be out before too LONG”

“Hey, I didn’t mean to cause a big SCENE
So just like, comment or share this POST
To be registered to ‘WIEN’ a case of my beer
From the wiener who’s the baddest of the MOST” 🎼

🐕

🤣
🍺
😂
😜

💪❤️

10/10/2021

From my PAWrents page….

When I got home this morning, I noticed Slink wasn’t “perched” on his typical chair (like he owns the place) waiting for me to walk in the door so I went into the other part of the house and could hear some scuffling around and then this appeared 😂 🤷🏻‍♀️

I guess while I was gone he got into his Halloween stash to announce the next drawing for DOGtober. He looked up at me after I got done taking the video and said…..

“Laura Daly, REALturd….you need to get your SHEET together 🤣, you had me work like a DOG with your wedding festivities these last few months and now it’s almost HalloWIENER so it’s about time we make some BOOS & GHOULS happy with some drawings!”

So between now and DOGtober 22nd at midnight, all you have to do is like, share or comment on this post to be entered.

Disclaimer: I will not try to list or sell you a home.

He ended by saying…

💪😝
🤦🏻‍♀️
🕷🐕
🕸🎃
😊
🤨
😋🦴

05/06/2021

Copied from my Mom’s page...

The original plan between Slink and I was to announce the Slinko-De-Mayo ‘wieners’ from Tuesday night last night when I got home, however, he had had one too many tacos the night before and was down for the count so to speak. So, as the evening went on, he finally came to and walked into the room where I was looking like this....🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I looked at him and said, “what do you call this?”

He said to me very sternly, “Dachshund, No? I’m a Boxer.” 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🐕

At that point, (AGAIN) I was at a loss for words....

So, on that note, the ‘wieners’ from Tuesdays Tortilleria Perches drawings were....
Candra Kleypas
Michael Wollenberg

Slink then preceded to inform me that National Dog Mom’s Day is this coming Saturday (before Mother’s Day), and said to me, “I want to have another drawing for ‘YOUR day’ because I always look up to you.....especially when you’re eating.” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

So between now and this coming Saturday at midnight, all you have to do is like, share or comment on this post to be entered.

He then proceeded to walk out of the room yawning from all of his Slinko-De-Mayo festivities saying...

03/17/2021

Taken from my PAW-rents page....

This morning’s routine was more than routine, I was hoping he would forget about it being St. Patrick’s Day but of course Slink is always on top of (and into) everything...literally! 🤯

He was sitting in the floor waiting for me to get home and with a sullen look on his face said to me....”I stayed up all night to get LUCKY and this morning, I’m FELINE like it is going to be my LUCKY day, I LEPRE-can’t even tell you how unbeLEAFable it is that you own such a CHARMING dog like me, I should get a trophy (or a pot of gold) or something....don’t you aGREEN? 😂🙄

🤦🏻‍♀️ is all I can say....

He went on to blab something to the affect that he has treats (which may include Andy’s 🍦) he wants to give away since it is his supposed lucky day, so between now and this coming Sunday at midnight all you have to do is like, share or comment on this post.

Disclaimer: I will not try to list or sell you a home.

He turned around and strutted out of the room saying....

🍀
💪
👈

😂🐕🤷🏻‍♀️
🧝🏻‍♂️🐕

01/23/2021

Reposted by my Paw-Rent from 2019...

About three weeks ago, there was a guy that ENCROACHED on my front porch in the dead of night in less than 30 degree temperatures. He claimed a few of my SURFACE RIGHTS and a partial EASEMENT that evening through ADVERSE POSSESSION of my front yard. 💩💦😂

Almost immediately, he decided some of the items I owned were ‘his’ PERSONAL PROPERTY, looking in EARNEST for ACCEPTANCE and ACKNOWLEDGMENT in ANTICIPATION that I would grow an ATTACHMENT to him and become his DESIGNATED AGENT. He was determined to obtain an ACCELERATION PAWS (not to be confused with ACCELERATION CLAUSE) and become my BENEFICIARY, form a PARTNERSHIP and become JOINT TENANTS.

So it looks like there is a ‘new kid on the block’ and his name in SLINKY! He has already been working with me on next weeks drawing. So don’t forget this weeks drawing ends this Thursday at midnight for the two Trader Joe’s baskets! ***This was going to be a KC Chiefs post (hence the tshirt) but......😩 instead we will go with KC as a reference to ‘Kissing Chiweenie’ instead!***

Disclaimer: I will not try to list or sell you a home.

Luckily, I am well versed on Real Estate terminology....

(need)agents 😉

&O
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In The Backyard
Springfield, MO
65810

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+14178446033

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