04/01/2026
🚨 NEW SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Due to increasing demand, Paramount Home Inspectors now offers Paranormal Intrusion Assessments (PIA)!
Using advanced thermal imaging and EMF detection, we can identify:
*Residual hauntings
*Intelligent entities
*Unexplained attic footsteps
*Cold spots not associated with HVAC performance
*Doors that close themselves
*Electrical fluctuations and flickering lights
*Shadow figures in peripheral vision
*Objects that relocate themselves without documented human involvement
*Whispering near return vents
*Pets refusing to enter specific rooms
*Cabinets opening at night
*Sleep disturbances tied to “someone standing in the corner”
*Mirrors that give slightly delayed reflections
*Crawlspaces that feel like you’re not alone
Optional Add Ons:
*EVP recording session (This is great if your partner is stupid or deaf)
*Ouija board consultation (liability waiver required)
*Sage clearance treatment (not recognized by Florida building code)
Bundle & Save:
Pair with mold testing for our “Toxic & Possessed” package
CALL US TODAY TO SCHEDULE!
