07/04/2024
Happy 4th everyone, please be safe and please:
Grab an Uber or call a friend - s**t ends up on YT nowadays!
Take care with those fireworks, folks! Appendages have a tendency to go on permanent vacations from their owners.
Keep an eye on your human kids and fur kids—because not everyone appreciates things blowing up like it’s the Fourth of July!
Oh, and 1AM is really too late for anything... except maybe solving world peace, reinventing the wheel, or lighting off loud fireworks that everyone just 'loves' hearing.