04/03/2026
My heart says “1885 French Chateau,” but my 6.6% interest rate says “3-bedroom townhouse near the Dulles Toll Road.” 🏰➡️🏠
It’s a 2026 reality check: For $750k, you could be a literal Duke in the French Pyrenees... or you could be 5 minutes from a Wegmans and a 10/10 school district. 🍎🛒
We love to complain about NoVa prices, but let’s be honest: would you rather have a villa in the Bahamas, or have to deal with Maryland drivers every day? (Just kidding... mostly). 🚗💨
NoVa might not have 14th-century towers, but we have the Silver Line and the best job market in the country. It’s all about perspective, right? Besides, that Chateau definitely doesn’t have a Wegmans within a 5-mile radius. That’s what I tell myself to sleep at night, anyway. 😅
Tag a friend who needs to see what their mortgage could buy in Bali! 🌴
Eliza Calester | Virginia Licensed REALTOR®
Pearson Smith Realty
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Global properties shown for illustrative/humorous purposes; images via realestate.com.au.