Michael Lesko MD Home Inspections

05/23/2026

🇺🇸 This Memorial Day, we honor and remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. ❤️🤍💙

At MD Home Inspections, we’re proud to serve New Jersey homeowners with dependable service, thorough inspections, and detailed reports you can trust.

Whether you’re buying, selling, or maintaining your home — peace of mind starts at home. 🏡✔️

📞 732-522-0561
🌐 www.mdhomeinspectionsnj.net

Wishing everyone a safe and meaningful Memorial Day weekend. 🇺🇸

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day from MD Home Inspections! 🌸💖

Today we celebrate all the amazing moms, grandmothers, wives, and caregivers who make a house feel like a home. Thank you for your endless love, strength, and dedication each and every day.

Wishing you a day filled with love, joy, and appreciation with the people who matter most. 🏡🌷

From all of us at MD Home Inspections — Happy Mother’s Day!

📞 732-522-0561
🌐 www.mdhomeinspectionsnj.net

04/30/2026

04/05/2026

🐣🌷 Happy Easter from MD Home Inspections! 🌷🐣

Wishing you and your family a day filled with joy, sunshine, and new beginnings this Easter season!

As you’re enjoying the holiday, it’s also a great time to give your home a little spring check-up:
✔️ Clean out gutters and downspouts
✔️ Test smoke & carbon monoxide detectors
✔️ Inspect your roof for winter damage
✔️ Replace HVAC filters
✔️ Trim back trees and bushes

A little maintenance now can save you big headaches later!

🏡 Need a professional inspection? We’re here to help.

📞 732-522-0561
🌐 www.mdhomeinspectionsnj.net

Enjoy the day, stay safe, and Happy Easter! 🐰🥚

03/17/2026

🍀 Happy St. Patrick’s Day from MD Home Inspections! 🍀

Wishing you a day full of luck, safety, and peace of mind—because every home should feel like your pot of gold! 🏡✨

Whether you're buying, selling, or just want to ensure your home is in top shape, we’ve got you covered.

📞 732-522-0561
🌐 www.mdhomeinspectionsnj.net

Stay safe, stay lucky, and enjoy the day! 🍀

02/25/2026

I hope you get a bad infestation of fleas and ticks you furry bastard!

02/23/2026

Taking advantage of the snow day getting certified for commercial radon testing. Can't see it, can't smell it and the only way to know is to test for it.

02/14/2026

🚨 Home Inspector Reality Check 🚨

If your home repair strategy is:

1️⃣ Duct tape
2️⃣ Paint
3️⃣ Pray

…we need to talk.

Yes, technically you can duct tape your siding and paint over it.
You can also technically use a band-aid to fix a broken leg.

From the driveway?
“Wow, looks freshly painted!” 🎨

From two feet away?
“Is that… tape?” 🤔

From one gentle inspector poke?
“Oh. Oh no.” 😅

Here’s the thing:
Duct tape is amazing. It can fix hoses, hold bumpers on, and maybe survive the apocalypse.
It is not rated for structural siding repair.

Paint does not magically turn tape into wood.
It just turns bad decisions into colorful bad decisions.

Friendly reminder from your neighborhood home inspector:
If your repair plan depends on me not touching it… I’m definitely touching it. 🏠👆

Call a licensed contractor.