07/20/2026
A little Trailhead Humor for today!
The Pastor and the Bear
A small-town pastor was a notoriously avid hunter, but he had one strict, unbreakable rule: he never, ever hunted on a Sunday.
One bright Sunday morning, he was walking through the mountain woods on his way to the church when he spotted the biggest, most magnificent black bear he had ever seen in his life. Temptation got the absolute best of him. He ran back to his truck, grabbed his hunting rifle, and tracked the bear deep into a rocky ravine.
He finally cornered the massive animal against a steep cliff, raised his rifle, took a breath, and pulled the trigger.
Click.
His rifle jammed.
The bear slowly turned around, let out an earth-shaking roar, and charged straight at the pastor. Terrified, the pastor dropped his gun, fell to his knees, squeezed his eyes shut, and cried out to the heavens.
"Lord! I know I have sinned! I know I shouldn't be out here hunting on the Lord's day! But please, I beg of you, grant this bear a Christian heart!"
Suddenly, the woods fell dead silent. The roaring stopped.
The pastor slowly, carefully opened one eye.
Right in front of him, the bear was down on its knees, its front paws clasped together, looking up at the sky and softly saying, "Lord, for this meal I am about to receive, make me truly thankful."