07/26/2026
"What’s in a Name?" ... Apparently, Just a Bunch of Lies.
Shakespeare famously asked rhetorically, "What’s in a name?
I was reminded of this Shakespearean question when I came across a news item about an individual with a name Guramrit Sidhu (Punjabi word roughly means guru gifted sacred nectar). Take a look at the excerpt:
July 9, 2026
LOS ANGELES – A Canadian national was sentenced today to 240 months in federal prison for leading a criminal organization that – during a roughly one-month span – trafficked from the United States into Canada hundreds of kilograms of methamphetamine and co***ne worth up to $17 million.
Obviously, Guramrit’s actions are nowhere near his [Guru] Sikh teachings and principles.
It’s time to talk about [in]aptronyms—people whose names are the absolute polar opposite of their personality, profession, or appearance.
I am reminded of many other [Punjabi] persons with names:
'Gora' means white
Person actually darker skinned than normal around.
'Kala' means black
Person actually fair skinned than normal around.
'Angrez' means English
Person actually has hard time learning A B C.
'Hoshiar' means sharp in studies
Person actually the dumb[ist] around
The list goes on where the person is named inappropriately, many times as diametrically opposite as far as his/her capabilities.
It’s the universe’s funniest prank.
Here is a humorous blog post about people whose actions contradicted their names:
"The Hall of Fame of Unfortunate Nominations"
1. Joy Moody
Name Meaning: Delight.
Actual Behavior: Despair.
Actually, she was very pessimistic. She would say things like, "Well, the sun came up, which was annoying." It seemed she was allergic to happiness.
2. Bob Silent
Name Meaning: Doesn’t talk
Actual Behavior: Bob the Loudest
Everyone knows a person named Bob, who is never silent. He is loud on phone calls and laughs loudly. His parents may have been ironic when they named him "Bob."
3. Ed Fast
Name Meaning: Quick.
Actual Behavior: Snail Enthusiast
A person met a guy named Ed Fast in a relay race. Ed moved slowly. He stopped to tie his shoes, looked at a butterfly, and then ordered a coffee while the baton was halfway across the track.
Why Do We Do This?
Is it a joke? Do parents decide to name their child something that does not match their personality?