08/30/2026
Lily would like everyone to know that she is NOT spoiled. She simply has a very strict morning schedule that must be respected. 💅🐾
Every morning, her highly sophisticated internal cookie clock activates at PRECISELY cookie o’clock. No alarm. No watch. No concept of actual time. Just ✨knowing✨.
And does she demand her cookie? Absolutely not. Lily is a LADY. She asks nicely… while staring directly into your soul with the quiet implication that there will be consequences if service is delayed.
Honestly, the professionalism is unmatched. The employee? Questionable. The management? Lily. The compensation package? One cookie. 🍪😂