Mari Hutchison, Realtor

Mari Hutchison, Realtor VA licensed REALTOR® with Bishop Realty Group at BBHS RW Towne Realty.

06/17/2026

Put down the Jose Tequila and press send on those signed documents. 👊😜

Homes don’t hold for a frozen Hurricane.

06/15/2026

Respectfully, I decline that advice. 😜

My clients don’t hire me because I post stiff corporate videos in a blazer talking about the housing market.

They hire me because they trust me.

They know I’ll work hard, negotiate harder, communicate clearly, and show up for them every step of the way.

Being funny doesn’t make me less professional. It makes me more relatable, more memorable, and more me.

And in a world full of copy-and-paste realtors, I’d rather be authentic.

So yes… I’ll keep making the jokes, posting the memes, and having fun with my content. And I’ll keep helping people buy and sell homes while doing it. 🏡

Looking for a realtor in Hampton Roads who knows contracts and internet humor? You know where to find me. 😉

06/10/2026

PTO=Please Text Offers 🤗

Let’s be honest, there really isn’t any vacation days as a realtor. There is just working on vacation days. 🤣

06/08/2026

POV: I asked my client to send over one document and received 17 blurry screenshots, 4 photos taken from another phone, and a picture so pixelated it looked like it was captured by a security camera from 2003. 😭📸

Bestie, I am trying to help you buy a house, not identify Bigfoot.

As your Hampton Roads realtor, I promise I’m not being picky when I ask for a clearer copy. The lender actually has to be able to read it. 😂

Sometimes the real challenge isn’t even finding the dream home, it’s getting you to send the documents in a format that isn’t fighting for its life.

05/22/2026

✨JUST LISTED✨

181 Raymons Creek Road, Shiloh, NC
4 BR l 3 BA l 3,721 sq ft

Asking $949,900

Some homes check boxes. Others make you slow down and picture your whole life there.

Deep water access, unforgettable sunsets (no photoshop needed!), and the kind of privacy you rarely find anymore, this one feels like a getaway every single day. Complete with a private dock, boat lift, and peaceful water views from sunrise to sunset, this is coastal living done right.

Listed below recent appraisal, this is a rare opportunity to own a refined waterfront retreat in one of Northeastern North Carolina’s most peaceful settings.

Message me to set up your private tour!

®️Mari Hutchison, REALTOR®
🏢 Berkshire Hathaway RW Towne Realty
📱757.289.1692
🔗www.MariHutchison.com

05/21/2026

Selling Sunset has people really confused out here. 😆🤷‍♀️

People see the commission check… but they don’t see the gas tank constantly being filled up for showings, the marketing costs, the coffee meetings, the lockbox fees, the signs, the staging, the endless subscriptions, the last-minute client gifts, or the fact that my car has basically become a mobile office. 😂🏡

Being a realtor in Hampton Roads is a lot more than unlocking doors and cashing checks. Behind every closing is a whole list of hidden costs, late nights, phone calls, showings, and hustle that most people never think about.

But helping buyers and sellers in Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Chesapeake, Suffolk, and across Hampton Roads find the perfect home? Still worth it every single time. 🙌

So yes… we might make money on a closing, but first we spend half of it on gas station snacks and printer ink. 😅

05/18/2026

There is seriously no better feeling as a realtor than getting the call that your buyers’ offer was ACCEPTED 🏡✨ After the showings, the late-night texts, the negotiations, and the stress… that moment makes it all worth it.

Helping buyers find the perfect home in Virginia Beach, Norfolk, Chesapeake, Suffolk, and all across Hampton Roads is what it’s all about. Whether you’re a first-time home buyer or looking for your next dream home, having the right real estate agent on your side can make all the difference in a competitive market.

Ready to start house hunting in Hampton Roads? Let’s go get that accepted offer 🙌

Mari Hutchinson
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices RW Towne Realty
(757) 289-1692

05/13/2026

Enough said. 💁‍♀️

Real estate contracts are full of deadlines, contingencies, disclosures, inspection terms, financing clauses, and legal fine print that can cost you time and money if missed. 🏡 That’s exactly why hiring a professional matters.

As your realtor, I help protect your best interests by reviewing every detail, explaining what each section means, negotiating better terms, and making sure important dates are never overlooked. A home purchase is one of the biggest investments you’ll make…you deserve guidance that keeps surprises to a minimum.

Ready to find your dream home? Let’s chat!

Mari Hutchinson
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices RW Towne Realty
(757) 289-1692

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4190 South Plaza Trail
Virginia Beach, VA

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+17572891692

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