10/20/2026
It’s the quadrant you add to every address without thinking. It’s knowing Rock Creek Parkway flips direction at rush hour, and checking OPM before the forecast when the first flakes fall. It’s the quiet thrill of a 7:30 reservation in August.
How many of these gave you away? Drop the tell I missed in the comments. I’m guessing someone will bring up which Metro escalator is always out of service.
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