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🚨🏡 PRICE DROP — NOW $275,000! 🏡🚨4 BEDROOMS. 2 BATHROOMS. ONE-LEVEL LIVING. $275,000.Yep. You read that right. 👀If you’ve...
08/24/2026

🚨🏡 PRICE DROP — NOW $275,000! 🏡🚨
4 BEDROOMS. 2 BATHROOMS. ONE-LEVEL LIVING. $275,000.
Yep. You read that right. 👀
If you’ve been house hunting and saying, “I just want some damn SPACE without having to climb stairs all day,” — THIS ONE DESERVES A LOOK. 😂
This beautifully maintained home gives you the kind of space and functionality that’s getting harder to find:
✨ 4 bedrooms + 2 bathrooms
✨ Everything conveniently on ONE LEVEL
✨ Large living room
✨ Spacious kitchen/dining combo with plenty of room to cook, gather & entertain
✨ Additional family room with a cozy fireplace — hello movie nights 🍿
✨ Laundry/mud room
✨ Bonus/flex space perfect for an office, nursery, gym, hobby room or whatever the hell you need it to be
✨ Tons of storage throughout
And then there’s the primary suite… 😍
🛏️ Large walk-in closet
🛁 Double sinks
🫧 Whirlpool tub
🚿 Separate shower
Basically, shut the door and pretend nobody else lives there for 30 minutes. 😂
Outside you’ve got even MORE:
🌳 Fenced backyard
☕ Back deck
🏠 Extra storage shed
🚗 Climate-controlled 2-car garage — perfect for projects, hobbies, a workshop, or simply not freezing your ass off in January.
This house is spacious, comfortable, functional and full of possibilities — and with the NEW PRICE of…
🔥🔥 $275,000 🔥🔥
…somebody needs to come take a look before somebody else decides this is THE ONE.
📲 Message me to schedule your private showing!
Misty MacDonald
NextHome Team Ellis
📱 573-586-7992
☎️ 573-774-4104
“Your Foul Mouth Realtor®” 🧡🏡

🚨 PRICE DROP + NOW AVAILABLE FOR RENT! 🚨Okayyyyy Taylor Hills 👀… somebody needs to come snag this house because she is c...
08/24/2026

🚨 PRICE DROP + NOW AVAILABLE FOR RENT! 🚨
Okayyyyy Taylor Hills 👀… somebody needs to come snag this house because she is cute, updated, move-in ready, AND you’ve got options!
🏡 BUY IT — NOW $285,000
🔑 OR RENT IT — $2,000/MONTH
Not ready to buy? Rent it.
Ready to buy? Even better. 😂
Either way, come get the damn house!
✨ Soaring vaulted ceilings
✨ Bright, open-concept living
✨ Gorgeous butcher block countertops
✨ Updated appliances
✨ Sleek glass cooktop & range hood
✨ Spacious bedrooms with plush carpet & premium padding
✨ Beautifully landscaped yard
✨ Deck made for morning coffee, evening drinks & weekend BBQs
✨ And one of my FAVORITE features — a built-in storm shelter underneath the garage, complete with lighting and seating 🙌
Because let’s be real… Missouri weather likes to wake up some mornings and choose violence. 🌪️😂 Having your own storm shelter without even leaving the house? YES PLEASE.
Located in the desirable Taylor Hills subdivision, this home has the updates, the space, the yard, and now two ways to make it yours.
💰 FOR SALE: $285,000
🔑 FOR RENT: $2,000/month
Don’t wait until somebody else buys it—or rents it—and then slide into my messages asking, “Is that one still available?” 😏
📲 Message me and let’s go take a look!
Misty MacDonald
NextHome Team Ellis
📱 573-586-7992
☎️ 573-774-4104
“Your Foul Mouth Realtor®” 🧡🏡

🏡🔥 NEWER HOME. BIG YARD. BRAND-NEW PRIVACY FENCE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 6 MONTHS FOR SOMEONE TO BUILD THE DAMN THIN...
08/14/2026

🏡🔥 NEWER HOME. BIG YARD. BRAND-NEW PRIVACY FENCE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 6 MONTHS FOR SOMEONE TO BUILD THE DAMN THING. 🔥🏡
📍 13272 Half Dr, Dixon, MO
If you've been looking at new construction but don't feel like dealing with construction delays, dirt everywhere, waiting on contractors, or wondering when the hell you'll actually get to move in... I HAVE ONE FOR YOU. 🙌
This beautiful 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home has been lightly lived in, incredibly well maintained, and still has that fresh, newer-home feel.
✨ Bright, open floor plan
✨ Tons of natural light
✨ White cabinetry
✨ Beautiful countertops
✨ Stainless steel appliances
✨ LVP flooring throughout the main living areas
✨ Spacious bedrooms
✨ TWO full bathrooms
✨ Flat, level CORNER LOT 🙌
✨ BRAND-NEW PRIVACY FENCE 🐾
And can we talk about the backyard for a second?!
It's FLAT. 😂
If you've looked at enough homes around here, you know why I'm excited about that. You can actually use the damn thing! Dogs can run, kids can play, you can garden, throw up a fire pit, build a patio, have people over... whatever makes you happy.
The seller is relocating, which means somebody else gets the opportunity to snag a beautiful, move-in-ready home without waiting around for new construction.
Basically...
New-home feel. No construction bu****it. A fenced backyard. And you can move right in. 🏡🧡
Come see 13272 Half Dr before somebody else decides they need it more than you do. 😂
📲 Want a private showing? Call or text me!
Misty MacDonald, REALTOR®
🏡 NextHome Team Ellis
📱 573-586-7992
☎️ 573-775-4101
Your Foul Mouth Realtor®

SOLD!!!🚨🏡 BACK ON THE MARKET! 🏡🚨💥 NO FAULT OF THE SELLER! 💥Yep... you read that right.If you missed it the first time, h...
07/14/2026

SOLD!!!
🚨🏡 BACK ON THE MARKET! 🏡🚨
💥 NO FAULT OF THE SELLER! 💥
Yep... you read that right.
If you missed it the first time, here's your second chance! This gorgeous, nearly new home is available again, and trust me... you're going to want to see it.
✨ $355,000
✔️ 5 Bedrooms
✔️ 3 Full Bathrooms
✔️ Open Floor Plan
✔️ Vaulted Ceilings
✔️ Granite Countertops
✔️ Large Kitchen Island
✔️ Finished Walkout Basement
✔️ Patio for entertaining
✔️ Move-In Ready
This home checks ALL the boxes!
The open-concept layout is filled with natural light and designed for the way people actually live. The kitchen is absolutely the heart of the home with beautiful granite countertops, a huge center island, and plenty of space for family dinners, holidays, or hanging out while someone pretends they're helping cook. 😉
The spacious primary suite offers the perfect place to unwind with a gorgeous tiled walk-in shower you'll love at the end of a long day.
Need space? You've got it! The finished walkout basement adds 2 more bedrooms, a full bathroom, and an oversized family room that's perfect for movie nights, game days, kids, guests, or your dream home gym.
Step outside onto the patio and picture yourself grilling, relaxing with your morning coffee, or hosting friends all summer long.
🔥 Modern.
🔥 Spacious.
🔥 Move-in ready.
🔥 And back on the market through absolutely NO fault of the seller!
Don't wait for someone else to scoop it up this time!
📲 Misty MacDonald
🏡 NextHome Team Ellis
📞 573-586-7992
☎️ Office: 573-774-4100
Who's ready to schedule a showing?

🔥 UNDER CONTRACT!!!!NEW LISTING | $315,000 🔥🚨 If you've been waiting for an open floor plan with a walkout basement... t...
07/07/2026

🔥 UNDER CONTRACT!!!!
NEW LISTING | $315,000 🔥
🚨 If you've been waiting for an open floor plan with a walkout basement... this is the one you've been stalking Zillow for. 👀
This gorgeous 4-bedroom, 3-bath home checks all the boxes and then keeps on showing off.
✨ The kitchen? Absolutely stunning. Modern, timeless, and big enough for holiday dinners, w**e nights, and everyone who somehow always ends up hanging out in the kitchen.
🖤 The primary suite is your own little escape with an ensuite bathroom that's equal parts functional and beautiful.
The main level also offers two additional bedrooms and a full bath, giving everyone their own space.
Head downstairs and you'll find an oversized family room that's ready for game nights, movie marathons, or hosting the crew. The walkout basement also features a fourth bedroom and a Jack-and-Jill bathroom—perfect for guests, older kids, or that family member who "just needs to stay a few days." 😂
Step outside onto the back deck overlooking a fully privacy-fenced backyard where the kids, dogs, and backyard BBQs can all live their best lives.
🚗 The oversized garage gives you plenty of room for vehicles, tools, toys, and all the things you swear you're going to organize one day.
🏡 Open floor plan.
🌿 Privacy-fenced backyard.
🎉 Walkout basement.
❤️ Quiet subdivision.
✔️ Move-in ready.
This home has the space, layout, and features buyers are looking for—and it's ready for its next family.
💲 Offered at $315,000
📲 Misty MacDonald
NextHome Team Ellis
Cell: 573-586-7992
Office: 573-744-4101
Real estate doesn't have to be boring... and neither does your Realtor. Let's go find you home. 🏡

🔥 CLOSED!!!!!!PRICE REDUCTION — NOW $315,900 🔥📍403 Stone Ridge Dr | WaynesvilleWho says you need to live in the South to...
06/15/2026

🔥 CLOSED!!!!!!PRICE REDUCTION — NOW $315,900 🔥
📍403 Stone Ridge Dr | Waynesville
Who says you need to live in the South to get Southern charm? 😏☀️
Missouri came in HOT with this one.
Tucked away on a quiet cul-de-sac and sitting on .79 acres, this place is giving summer staycation energy ALL DAY.
Pool days.
Backyard BBQs.
Dogs running wild.
Coffee on the porch.
Music on the deck.
Friends staying too long and nobody even caring.
This isn’t just a house… this is the one where people accidentally stay until dark.
✨ .79 Acres
🏡 4 Bedrooms
🛁 3.5 Bathrooms
🛋 Multiple living spaces
🍽 Formal dining room
👩‍🍳 Big country kitchen
☀️ Above-ground pool
🐟 Koi pond
🌱 Raised garden area
🛠 Storage shed
🔥 MASSIVE multi-level deck built for grilling, floating in the pool, late-night talks, and convincing yourself THIS is finally your gardening era
Inside gives you room to actually LIVE:
✔️ Two living spaces upstairs
✔️ Finished basement + rec room
✔️ Large laundry room
✔️ MASSIVE bedrooms — and I mean actually massive. Not the “your bed fits and now we’re done here” kind. These rooms have space for oversized furniture, office setups, reading corners, toy explosions, workout equipment… whatever life looks like for you. Every bedroom feels oversized and comfortable.
✔️ Enough room to enjoy your family… and enough room to hide from them when needed 😏
And the best part?
This doesn’t feel like one of those cookie-cutter houses where every room is squeezed together and you can hear somebody breathe from the other end of the house.
This one feels like real life.
Warm. Relaxed. Spacious. The kind of place where memories happen without trying.
Big rooms. Big backyard. Big deck. Big summer energy ☀️🏡
📲 Misty MacDonald |
573-586-7992
Brokered by NextHome Team Ellis
☎️ 573-774-4101

🏡 NEW LISTING | $189,000 🏡Want the home without the headache? Less maintenance, more living, and still plenty of space t...
06/15/2026

🏡 NEW LISTING | $189,000 🏡
Want the home without the headache? Less maintenance, more living, and still plenty of space to make it yours. I got you.
This adorable 2-story condo brings:
✨ 3 oversized bedrooms (with closets that can actually hold your shopping problem)
✨ 2.5 bathrooms
✨ 2-car garage
✨ NO CARPET 🙌 because life is messy enough
✨ Cozy fireplace for pretending you’re productive while sitting in blankets
The kitchen has plenty of cabinet space and flows right into dining—perfect for everything from meal prep to takeout nights we all pretend were homemade.
Upstairs gives you privacy with all bedrooms together, while downstairs keeps everyday life easy with the living area, laundry, kitchen, and half bath.
And location? 👏
Walk to shopping and restaurants.
Quick access to I-44.
Minutes from the front gate of Fort Leonard Wood.
Low maintenance.
Functional.
Cute.
And priced at $189,000 before somebody else snags it.
📲 Misty MacDonald | 573-586-7992
🏡 NextHome Team Ellis | Office: 573-774-4101

🚨 COMING SOON 🚨💥 $355,000 💥Listen… this one understood the assignment. 👏Nearly new and packed with space, this beauty br...
06/10/2026

🚨 COMING SOON 🚨
💥 $355,000 💥
Listen… this one understood the assignment. 👏
Nearly new and packed with space, this beauty brings the open-concept life everyone says they want and actually delivers. Vaulted ceilings? Yup. Granite countertops? Of course. Giant island? You already know everyone’s ending up there anyway.
✨ 5 bedrooms
✨ 3 full bathrooms
✨ Finished basement
✨ Massive family room
✨ Patio made for cookouts, coffee, or avoiding people (no judgment)
The primary suite gives peaceful retreat energy with a gorgeous tiled walk-in shower that says, “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my shower.”
And the basement? Extra bedrooms + extra living space = finally having room for guests… or sending your teenagers downstairs 😏
Modern finishes. Functional layout. Move-in ready.
Who’s ready to claim this one before everyone else figures out it’s coming? 👀
📲 Misty MacDonald | 573-586-7992
🏡 NextHome Team Ellis | 573-744-4101

🚨 Tomorrow. 12–1:30. Be there or keep scrolling Zillow. 🚨403 Stone Ridge isn’t just a house… it’s giving:☀️ pool summers...
06/07/2026

🚨 Tomorrow. 12–1:30. Be there or keep scrolling Zillow. 🚨

403 Stone Ridge isn’t just a house… it’s giving:
☀️ pool summers
🔥 deck nights
🐶 dog zoomies
🍔 backyard parties
🪴 garden era
🛋 enough space to actually spread out

No pressure. No weird sales pitch. Just come hang out and see a badass house.

(Refreshments provided. Mojitos unfortunately remain illegal at open houses. 🍹😂)

Come take a look. Eat a snack. Imagine your life here.
I’ll be the tattooed Realtor trying not to say the F word.

🚨 OPEN HOUSE + PRICE REDUCTION 🚨🔥 NOW $315,900 🔥📍403 Stone Ridge Dr | Waynesville🗓 Sunday, June 7⏰ 12:00 PM – 1:30 PMRef...
06/05/2026

🚨 OPEN HOUSE + PRICE REDUCTION 🚨
🔥 NOW $315,900 🔥
📍403 Stone Ridge Dr | Waynesville
🗓 Sunday, June 7
⏰ 12:00 PM – 1:30 PM

Refreshments and snacks will be served… unfortunately they will NOT be mojitos 🍹😂
But while you’re drinking your sweet tea we can all pretend.
Who says you need to live in the South to get Southern charm? 😏☀️
Missouri came in hot with this one”

Sweet tea in the front… mojitos and chaos in the back.
Tucked away on a quiet cul-de-sac, this beauty sits on .79 acres and honestly?
She’s giving summer staycation REAL HARD.Pool days. Backyard parties. Dogs living their best lives. Coffee on the porch.
Music on the deck.
Friends staying too long and somebody eventually saying, “damn… we should do this more often.”

✨ .79 Acres
🏡 4 Bedrooms
🛁 3.5 Bathrooms
🛋 Multiple living spaces
🍽 Formal dining room
👩‍🍳 Big country kitchen
☀️ Above-ground pool
🐟 Koi pond
🌱 Raised garden area
🛠 Shed storage
🔥 MASSIVE multi-level deck built for BBQs, floating in the pool, late night talks, and pretending THIS is finally the year you become a gardener
Inside there’s room for everybody:
✔️ Two living/family rooms upstairs
✔️ Finished basement with rec room
✔️ Non-conforming 4th bedroom
✔️ Big laundry room
✔️ Enough room to enjoy your family… and enough room to hide from them when needed 😏
This isn’t one of those tiny cookie-cutter houses where you can hear somebody breathe from across the hallway.
This feels like real life.
Come walk it. Sit a minute. Drink some sweet tea. Pretend Missouri has a little South Carolina in it for an hour and see if this one feels like home 🏡🌿
📲 Listed by Misty MacDonald | your local foulmouthrealtor
📞 573-586-7992
Brokered by NextHome Team Ellis
☎️ 573-774-4101

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