Casey Roman: Real Estate Broker

Casey Roman: Real Estate Broker Finding the next generation of proud owners.
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SICK OF PEOPLE? Live in a lighthouse! Middle Ground Lighthouse in Virginia is for sale at $995,000, which is a deal to h...
06/22/2026

SICK OF PEOPLE? Live in a lighthouse!
Middle Ground Lighthouse in Virginia is for sale at $995,000, which is a deal to have zero human neighbors and full pirate energy. Built in 1891 and still operational. One bedroom, custom curved furniture, and property tax exempt (hell yeah). Showings are by...boat. AHOY MATEYS! ⛵️

OKAY CLASS, today we are going to go over how to check our AI-enhanced, digitally staged listing photos before posting t...
06/17/2026

OKAY CLASS, today we are going to go over how to check our AI-enhanced, digitally staged listing photos before posting them

GHOSTS CONVEY 👻Just to clarify, we typically don't sell houses with bodies inside.How did this happen?Banks don't want t...
06/17/2026

GHOSTS CONVEY 👻
Just to clarify, we typically don't sell houses with bodies inside.
How did this happen?

Banks don't want to own houses. Once they go into foreclosure a lock goes on the door and an auctioneer takes to the court house steps (literally) to auction off the property to whoever shows up. Cash investors mostly.

It's a scene out of 1912.
But that's how it's done.

Plot Twist: you are not allowed to go inside. In exchange for a very low cash price you take a lot of risk. Usually that's risk like "bad joists" and not cadavers.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

CRIMES AGAINST HISTORY. Adding AC to a historic home is no easy task but mounting a wildly inefficient plastic coffin on...
06/15/2026

CRIMES AGAINST HISTORY.
Adding AC to a historic home is no easy task but mounting a wildly inefficient plastic coffin on the walls deserves prison time. Instead: try a High-Velocity (SDVH) system. No bulky ductwork. Uses 2-3" tubing snaked through the walls and floor joists. No tearing out plaster or trim. Whole house cooling.

MAY I PLEASE HAUNT THIS? 👻 My buddy in Kansas City just listed this glorious Guilded Age mansion for $1.85M. This is why...
06/14/2026

MAY I PLEASE HAUNT THIS? 👻 My buddy in Kansas City just listed this glorious Guilded Age mansion for $1.85M.

This is why the word "craftsmanship" cannot be used in anything built today. Sure, you might have died very young of scarlet fever in the late 1800s, but we all have to go from something - better to do in without a plastic sliding barn door.

Something of a "campus" on two acres with the main residence, a carriage house with 3 apartments and a pre-Civil War brick building that needs redevelopment (if you buy it, I will live here and be the caretaker (for free)).

$1.85M for the main building or $2.35M for a turnkey inn/hotel operation with everything inside. (Reminder: free innkeeper!)

Serious Inquiries: [email protected]

I need to know if the ChatGPT prompt agents are now using is: "Make it look like Miami Vice during end times."
06/13/2026

I need to know if the ChatGPT prompt agents are now using is: "Make it look like Miami Vice during end times."

06/11/2026

Dear Diary,
Today I had to explain to an agent that a house on well water does not mean they use a bucket and pulley.

55 ACRES 🤯 $440,000 in WhitevilleA quarter mile off the road on a massive pond. The very opposite of Vinyl Village and e...
06/10/2026

55 ACRES 🤯 $440,000 in Whiteville
A quarter mile off the road on a massive pond. The very opposite of Vinyl Village and everything so purely tranquil and Southern about our neighboring communities. Wow! The inside is...different. You're not used to seeing cypress walls and exposed rafters, but what a life to live on your own estate!

UPDATE: now under contract

06/08/2026

you will never see me work harder than excavating Outlook emails to see whose fault it is

06/07/2026

final stage real estate video marketing:
agents standing, jumping and falling into their listing’s pool

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7205 Wrightsville Avenue
Wilmington, NC
28403

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