25/08/2026
BEACHFRONT PROPERTY LISTING๐คฃ๐
NOW WITH MANDATORY CARDIO
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PROPERTY AGENT DISCLOSURE:
Your new home is exactly 5 minutes from the beach. Your knees will arrive in 7 minutes. Your regrets will beat you there.
AMENITIES INCLUDE:
Ocean views (if you survive the descent)
Cardio included (NOT optional)
PERFECT FOR๐๐๐พ
Fitness influencers who've run out of content ideas...
Those seeking natural interval training
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR๐ฉด
Flip-flop enthusiasts
Property Practitioners Notes...
Yes, the stairs are real.
Yes, people buy it anyway.
No, they don't come back to show their friends๐๐คฃ
TAGLINE:
Beachfront living...
Ocean views guaranteed.
Joint Replacement NOT included!!!