19/06/2026
This morning she was once again her usual panicky self about my vet appointment. 🤪🤔🙄
Fortunately, the vet has finally agreed with what I've been trying to explain for months:
My future does not lie in real estate.
I am currently pursuing opportunities as President of Blanket Conditions, Director of Bush Inspections, and Head of Chicken Tender Consumption.
My role as will therefore continue on a non-permanent consulting basis. 🐾