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15/08/2026

🌸 THE ULTIMATE 5-POINT GIRL-MAKING PLAN! 🌸

Trying for a little princess? We’ve got the foolproof plan… 😉

1. THINK PINK.

The nursery, the outfits, the dreams — go ALL IN on pink! 💕

2. CONSULT THE EXPERTS.

Apps, charts, moon phases… leave no old wives’ tale untested! 📱🌙

3. TIMING IS EVERYTHING.

Turn romance into a highly precise military operation. 😉⏱️

4. TAKE IT TO THE BEACH…

Do the deed on the beach at La Mer, wearing a pink polka-dot bikini! 👙

5. RESULTS GUARANTEED!

Because obviously… if pearls come from shells, little princesses must come from the beach! 🦪👶💕

And when your little princess finally arrives, there’s only one place she should grow up and make memories…

🏝️ ILLOVO BEACH APARTMENTS

Where life is better by the sea.

Guarantee subject to the cooperation of Mother Nature, the stork, the tides, the moon, and your chosen method of highly questionable beach-based science. 😜

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💷 WhatsApp “D5DDD” to +27 (0)71 889 9662 to book your doing-the-deed dates! 🏖️😉

P.S. For a baby boy… simply swap the pink bikini for a blue-flower one! 💙🌸👙

We’re not saying it works… but who’s to say it doesn’t?

PROVE IT! 😅😅😅

15/08/2026

🌸 THE ULTIMATE 5-POINT GIRL-MAKING PLAN! 🌸

Trying for a little princess? We’ve got the foolproof plan… 😉

1. Think pink.
The nursery, the outfits, the dreams — go full pink! 💕

2. Consult the experts.
Apps, charts, moon phases… leave no old wives’ tale untested! 📱🌙

3. Timing is everything.
Turn romance into a highly precise operation. 😉⏱️

4. Take it to the beach…
Do *it* on the beach at *La Mer*, next to a pink polka dot bikini! 🏖️👙

5. RESULTS GUARANTEED!
Because of course… if pearls come from seashells, then princesses must come from the beach! 🦪👶💕

And when your little princess finally arrives, there’s only one place she should grow up making memories…

🏝️ ILLOVO BEACH APARTMENTS
Where life is better by the sea.

Guarantee subject to the cooperation of Mother Nature, the stork, the tides, the moon, and your chosen method of highly questionable beach-based science. 😜

🖥️ www.i-b-a.co.za

💷 WhatsApp “PINK POLKADOT BIKINI” to:
+27 (0)71 889 9662
to secure your try-out dates! 🏖️😉

PS: For a boy… use a blue badge bikini! 💙🌸👙

We’re not saying it works… but we’re also not saying it doesn’t! 😅😅😅

26/07/2026

Well done!!
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Illovo Beach Luxury Holiday Apartments

Trevor Noah

26/07/2026

SPECTACULAR!!!
Thanks for sharing.
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12/07/2026

Ever played Nandi’s game?
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28/06/2026

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27/06/2026

Just like kids!!!
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Thanks for sharing!

26/06/2026

Our local…….

21/06/2026

“80 years old? Nope… just an 8-year-old with 72 years of experience! 😄🏖️

20/06/2026

09/03/2026

Monday morning just got BETTER!

Only @ La Mer

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07/03/2026

*I thought you guys would like to know……*

This is what 05:00 to 6:00 look like @ Illovo Beach!

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02/03/2026

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01/03/2026

“Pilato Bulala @ Pilato Bulala turned forgotten metal into a frog with purpose—and a job worth admiring.”

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15/02/2026

On the TO-DO when @ La Mer.
A mere 15 minutes drive.
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14/02/2026

In Loving Memory of Nandi

Yesterday morning we said goodbye to our beloved Nandi.

For many, she was “just a dog.”

For us, she was family. She was our child, our daily joy, our little shadow around the house. She filled our home with warmth, loyalty, and unconditional love.

The silence she leaves behind is heavy.

Nandi grew up with us running freely, watching our every move, and being part of our everyday life.

In many ways, she was part of the Illovo Beach Apartments family too.

We are deeply grateful for the years we had with her. She taught us about love, presence, and simple happiness.

Rest gently, our beautiful girl.
You will always be part of our home and our hearts.

Burger & iBA Team ❤️

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07/02/2026

We are “chuffed”?🤪
All thanks to the iBA team!!
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17/01/2026

Pyxicephalus Adspersus Lovuensis — affectionately known as PALLY — is a striking functional sculpture by celebrated artist Pilato Bulala, where form, story, and purpose meet.

Crafted with character and quiet strength, Pally embodies resilience and guardianship, bearing a hand-forged fruit basket as both crown and calling.

Dedicated to service, Pally now takes pride of place at Illovo Beach Apartments at La Mer, where it graciously serves guests as a unique fruit basket, blending African artistry with warm coastal hospitality.

More than an object, Pally is a symbol of welcome — grounded, enduring, and thoughtfully made to be both admired and used.

14/01/2026

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Our local. In a league of its own!
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