26/09/2026
WE NEED TO TALK
about my new "team member," Tom.
His performance review was… a total cartoon.
While I admire his extreme focus (seriously, it's intense), he has completely missed the memo on what it takes to be a 21st-century Property Strategist—whether in Mossel Bay or across South Africa and the other 30 countries I cover.
I asked Tom for a deep-dive data analysis of a property on Point Road. He came back with a black eye and a blueprint for a elaborate mallet trap.
I asked him for a global market trend forecast for foreign buyers. He just kept trying to smash through my screen to catch a small brown mouse.
So, let’s make this official.
Let me clarify the roles and make sure you understand my real strategy:
❌ Tom is NOT my AI Seller Adviser. He is a cat. A very passionate, cartoon cat with severe tunnel vision and an irrational hatred of rodents.
✅ His actual role? He is my Subcontracted Specialist for Emergency "Mouse Property Inspections." And based on his history, he’s failing at that, too.
For the serious, result-driven property strategy that gets homes sold quickly and for the best value—using real data, real expertise, and my real AI Adviser to map the perfect market—I AM YOUR AGENT.
Want to know the real strategic advice I give my clients from here in Mossel Bay to buyers across the globe?
Drop me a DM to get the real human advice (and AI data - link to my AI Advisor) you need for a mouse-free sale.
David P Enslin
067 796 4870 | 079 275 6454
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