20/08/2026
🥔 THE POTATO AISLE
Picture the scene.
It's Friday afternoon.
Our completely fictional real estate agent has finished another enormous week of connecting people with property, exceeding expectations, delivering outstanding results and going above and beyond.
Naturally. 😂
He swings his unnecessarily shiny European car into the supermarket car park, checks the hair in the rear-view mirror, leaves the dark sunglasses on and heads inside.
Just a few essentials for the weekend:
✅ Beef jerky
✅ Salt & vinegar chips
✅ Six-pack of b**r
✅ Packet of ciggies
✅ Frozen meat pie
✅ Pinot Noir
✅ Weet-Bix
✅ Ferrero Rocher
✅ After-dinner mints
✅ Mouthwash
A man of contrasts.
Refined, yet practical. 😂
And then...
Buyer approaching from the north.
It's the buyer of a property our fictional agent sold just last week.
Quick change of direction.
And then...
Seller approaching from the south.
It's the seller of the very same property.
Now we've got problems.
Dark glasses firmly in place.
Study the nutritional information on a packet of Wagon Wheels for an implausibly long time.
Pretend to be fascinated by the organic, vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, ethically sourced, freeze-dried oat-milk coffee.
Buyer getting closer.
Seller getting closer.
And our highly trained property professional...
is hiding behind the sweet potatoes. 🥔😂
Why?
Because the last thing our fictional agent wants is for the buyer and seller to meet and compare notes.
Funny as the picture is, there's a serious principle underneath it.
Early in my career, I decided:
I never wanted to be that agent.
Wherever practical, I actually like buyers and sellers to meet at the final inspection.
Because if they compare notes, what I've told one should be consistent with what I've told the other.
Nothing to hide.
No different versions of the truth.
No need for the dark glasses.
And no need to hide behind the sweet potatoes. 🥔
For me, there's a simple test:
If the buyer and seller met tomorrow and compared notes, would I be completely comfortable standing there with them?
I want the answer to be yes.
I'm not perfect. I've made mistakes and no doubt I'll make others.
But the standard is simple:
Conduct yourself so you never need to control what happens when people compare notes.
That's one small example of what Only Clean Business means to me.
Because results matter.
But so does how they're achieved.
❤️ I get it.
Only Clean Business
PS: The character and supermarket scene above are deliberately exaggerated for comic effect. Any resemblance to an actual real estate agent, living, deceased or currently hiding behind the sweet potatoes, is entirely coincidental. 🥔😂