06/02/2026
🔍 WANTED: A Detached Unicorn in Humberston 🦄
We have a very real, very motivated buyer (yes, they exist) on the hunt for a detached property in Humberston 🏡
The wish list (deep breath):
✔️ Humberston (not “near-ish”, actually Humberston)
✔️ 3+ bedrooms
✔️ Detached (because sharing walls is overrated)
✔️ Up to £300,000
✔️ Bonus points for a garden that hasn’t been entirely sacrificed to paving
They’re proceedable, sensible, and ready to move faster than a Rightmove alert on a Friday afternoon 🚀
So if you’re thinking of selling…
If your neighbour has mentioned it once or twice…
Or if you’re just quietly nosey about what your home might be worth…
📩 Slide into our DMs / give us a call / send a carrier pigeon — we’re not fussy.
Help us reunite a buyer with their future home.
And help Humberston release just one more detached house into the wild 🙏😏
PLEASE SHARE FAR AND WIDE 😘😘😘😘