04/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Laurie 🎂
Some say Laurie’s never met a leftover he couldn’t finish… 🍽️
Some say his hair gel has survived more movement than his knee ever could… 🦵
Some say he watches his own goals back every night before bed… just to help him sleep. ⚽️
Some say, off the pitch, you’ll either find him in a three-piece suit or a Henley… there’s no in-between. 👔
And some say the Spider-Man suit is always underneath it all… just in case Glasgow needs him. 🕷️
All we know is… he’s called Laurie. ✨
It’s been a big year for our Property Investment Consultant.
A new football team. ⚽
A comeback from the knee injury that nearly required its own documentary. 🎬😂
An eye-watering best man’s speech at his brother’s wedding.
And the start of growing his own property business. 🏡
Laurie’s one of those people who’ll get involved in absolutely anything.
Need someone for a video? He’s there.
Need someone to lift the mood? He’s already doing it.
Want the speaker on? Don’t worry… he's singing Zach Bryan’s at full volume. 🎶
Sharp suit, immaculate hair, and a cowboy hat on whenever he gets the chance. 🤠
And if property doesn’t work out, we’re fairly confident professional football and Hollywood are still waiting in the wings. 🎭⚽
Jokes aside…
He’s got a brilliant heart, brings a massive amount of personality to the team, and behind all the carry-on is a man with plenty of ambition.
This year’s been a big one, and we’ve got a feeling there’s plenty more to come.
Have a belter, Laurie.
Love, the RPS Team. 🖤