06/04/2026
After growing up in Maine and spending years selling real estate, I have officially earned my own Maine Realtor Starter Kit. 😆
Apparently every Maine Realtor comes standard with:
☕ Dunkin iced coffee
🥾 Bean boots
🧥 A flannel for every occasion
🦟 Enough bug spray to survive black fly season
⚡ A generator “just in case”
🔌 Jumper cables because you never know
🐾 A Frenchie sidekick named Luke
🗺️ The ability to give directions using landmarks that haven’t existed for 20 years
🏡 Knowledge of every back road, shortcut, and scenic route in town
Side effects may include:
✔️ Calling a 45-minute drive “right down the road”
✔️ Waving at complete strangers
✔️ Talking about real estate when nobody asked
✔️ Checking new listings for fun
✔️ Having strong opinions about lobster rolls, local coffee shops, and the best places to live in Maine
If you’re thinking about moving to Maine, don’t worry… your starter kit usually arrives sometime between your first winter storm and your first black fly season. 😂
👇 Maine friends, what did I forget from the official Maine Starter Kit?
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