06/18/2026
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
To all my friends who have been saying..
“Keith, I would love to buy a house, but every home I look at costs more than my student loans, my car payment, and my weekly Target trips combined.” 😭
Well, my sellers at 1274 Oaklea St have entered the chat. 💁🏽♂️
After careful consideration, several family meetings, and absolutely zero consultation with inflation
💥 THEY DROPPED THE PRICE 💥
From $220,000 ➡️ $209,000
Now let’s review the evidence, your honor:
🏡 Beautifully updated home
🛏️ 2 bedrooms
🛁 1 bathroom
🌳 Half-acre backyard
🚗 Huge garage
🚙 Carport
💰 Price that doesn’t immediately require selling a kidney
At $209,000, this house is so affordable compared to today’s market that I’m honestly waiting for Netflix to release a documentary about it.
“The Last Affordable House in America.” 🎥😂
Meanwhile, some homes are out here asking $350,000 and offering:
✔️ Carpet from 1997
✔️ A mysterious basement smell
✔️ A water heater that’s fighting for its life
Not Oaklea.
Oaklea woke up and chose affordability. 😎
If you’ve been waiting for a sign to buy a home, this is it.
If you’ve been waiting for rates to hit 2%, respectfully, you may be waiting long enough to qualify for senior discounts. 🤣
Go look at the pictures.
Schedule a showing.
👀 Want to see if this unicorn is real?
🏡 OPEN HOUSE
📅 Saturday, June 20th
⏰ 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM
Come see it in person. Walk the half-acre backyard. Check out the garage. Peek in every corner. Open cabinets. Kick the tires. Do whatever house hunters do these days. 😂