Green Street Lofts

07/22/2026

TOP 10 NEW EXCUSES FROM THE ELEVATOR COMPANY WHY THE ELEVATOR STILL ISN’T FIXED:

1. Parts are currently on a ship stuck in the Strait of Hormuz.
2. Repair crew still drunk from celebrating Spain’s World Cup win.
3. Elevator company: “Oh! We didn’t think you were serious about wanting it fixed.”
4. Usual bribe paid to the repair scheduler was “lost in the mail”.
5. Elevator company trying to “upsell” new solar-powered A.I.-designed super deluxe “Elevator by Bentley” model.
6. Elevator company transitioning into croissant bakery business.
7. Part stolen from repair truck. Waiting to buy it back at Maxwell Street Market.
8. We never said “Please”.
9. We’ve been calling the wrong phone number all along and some 15-year-old kid has been messing with us.
10. “Elevator?! We thought you said ESCALATOR!”

—Laughing through my tears.
David Lewis

06/23/2026

Looks like the park is finally ready to open! Look for an announcement via email very soon!

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03/05/2026

Greetings from
The Palace-on-the-Ike!
Coming this spring: Our own private park!!!

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09/20/2025

Got any questions about
The Palace-on-the-Ike?
Ask here... and we'll make-up something... if necessary.

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09/20/2025

Look for your September 2025 GSL Newsletter in your email. "Mildly amusing... since 1987."

05/13/2025

Attn: ALL GREEN STREETERS-- Next Condo Board meeting is Wednesday, May 14th at 6:00pm via ZOOM. Look for your notice from Sudler in your email. If you haven't tuned-in for a while, now's a good time to reconnect and see what the current Board is up to. As always: Clothing Optional.

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04/30/2025

Welcome to our page! There are some fabulous units for sale here this time of year. If you'd like to live in one of the best timber-frame industrial lofts in the scenic West Loop... check 'em out. Google: "FOR SALE 400 S. Green Street, Chicago". First Come-- First Served!

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04/08/2025

Some very handsome units for sale here at The Palace-on-the-Ike right now. Check 'em out. Google FOR SALE at 400 S. Green Street. But, only if you're nice people. We have a Zero A-hole rule!

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02/28/2025

Ron's Retirement Party was really a GSL Reunion! Great to see all the former residents (along with the current crowd) stop by to say THANKS to RON CAJIGAS for 35 fabulous years! Thanks to Allen Turner for the use of "Turner Hall"... and to Mark Radcliff and Dana Littlefield for their hard work. Enjoy the photos! (And check out the REEL/VIDEO!!!)