Key West Ted

06/09/2026

💛Same Road. Different Magic.💛

4 mornings.
4 different sunrises.
Same exact road.

This little island still finds ways to surprise me, even on an ordinary morning.

I love my Key West mornings ❤️

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓

06/06/2026

🐟 The Fish Gets It 🐟

A reminder that Key West somehow always finds a way to make rainy days fun.

🍹 A perfect excuse to eat, drink, and slow down.
🌧️ Paradise still beats just about anywhere else.
😊 A little slower pace that reminds you to enjoy life.

After all this rain… maybe the fish has the right idea 😎
Support local. Eat well. Enjoy the moment.

Life is good. Don’t rush it.

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓

06/05/2026

🐓🏆 A LITTLE FAVOR TO ASK… 🏆🐓

The Bubba Awards nominations are open, and it would truly mean the world to me if you considered nominating Key West Ted ❤️

What started as sharing sunsets, roosters, hidden gems, local businesses, and everyday island life has turned into something really special.

If this page has ever made you smile, helped you discover something new, or made you love Key West a little more… I’d be incredibly grateful for your support 🙏

👇Nomination link in the comments

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓

06/02/2026

For all my real estate people! :) Skim to the section that applies to you. Would love to know your thoughts.

The busy season starts winding down. Snowbirds head north. Favorite restaurants suddenly become easier to get into, parking gets slightly less painful, and the island settles back into a slower rhythm.

06/01/2026

🌴🌈 HERE’S TO PRIDE MONTH 🌈🌴

A place where chickens roam the streets…
Sunsets bring strangers together…
And people are loved for exactly who they are ❤️

Today marks the first day of Pride Month. 🌈

And living in Key West, there’s one thing I’ve always loved about this tiny island…

We truly try to live by our motto of “One Human Family.”

❤️No matter who you are.
🧡Who you love.
💛Where you come from.
💚You are welcome here.

That’s the magic of Key West.

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓

*Picture is from July 2021

06/01/2026

Wishing the Smokin' Tuna Saloon the absolute best!

05/30/2026

🐓NORMAL NIGHT IN KEY WEST🐓

🎸 The Marshall Morlock Band is rocking Captain Tony’s 
⚡ Lights are flashing
💃 People are dancing like it’s the weekend
🍻 Everyone’s somehow best friends by song #2

Meanwhile somewhere else…
People are sitting at home watching Netflix.

That’s the magic of Key West.

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓

05/28/2026

I’m excited! 😍😍😍

It’s not just a rumor anymore! One of the most exciting things happening on Duval St! This is going to be a crazy fun location for The Tuna! 🐟🍹🌴

05/28/2026

🐓🌴 WHY I LOVE WHERE I LIVE 🌴🐓

I love that someone woke up one day and thought…

“Yep. This is exactly what my front yard needs.”

“Largest C**k In Key West.” 😂

And somehow…
Nobody thinks that’s weird. Nobody questions it.

Everyone just drives by like:
“Yep. Makes sense.” 😎

Never change, Key West ❤️

You Should Be Here,
🐓KWT🐓