Shane George Realtor

06/02/2026

💥MISSION ACCOMPLISHED💥

🏡 HOUSE. ACQUIRED! 🔑

Just a couple of HAPPY homeowners and their WEIRD photo taking realtor.

😍 HOME SWEET HOME Y’ALL! 😍

04/28/2026

04/17/2026

💥 CLOSING DAY!!!! 💥

Real estate is ALL about POSITIONING. If you’re not leaning on your Realtor…. WHAT are you even DOING!?!

👀 Who’s NEXT?!? 👀

*PSA - “normal” closing pic services not included*

04/14/2026

🚨SOLD!🚨

✅ Neighbors CONCERNED
✅ Buyer CONFUSED
✅ Seller THRILLED

🤷🏻‍♂️🫣 Hire me before I show up unannounced and sell your house anyway 😝💥

JUST KIDDING… but let’s sell it anyways 👀😘

03/17/2026

🏡🔑 CLOSED!! 🔑🏡

🐷Piggybacking my way through closings like it’s part of the contract!!! 🐷

🤷🏻‍♂️ I SELL houses AND make it WEIRD. 🤷🏻‍♂️

FULL SERVICE!!

🔥 Onto the NEXT! 🔥

02/24/2026

🔥 THIS IS A MUST SEE Y’ALL!!!! 🔥

🏡 FRESH ON THE MARKET 🏡

📍 MONETT, MO!!
$224,900

🛏️ 3 bedroom
2 bathroom
🏡 1,322 Sq Ft

In a prime location!! This one check all the boxes ✔️ Give Shane or Alyssa a call for more info or to see it in person! 🤗
Shane 📱417-669-1497
Alyssa 📱 417-229-0879

01/24/2026

💥 UNDER CONTRACT 💥

If this looks WEIRD, just relax….. I have a “HANDLE” on it!! 😝

❄️ SHOVELING DRIVEWAYS AND CONTRACTS TODAY! ❄️

Who is NEXT in line? 🤷🏻‍♂️👀

01/22/2026

It’s coming!!! Be safe! Be prepared!

❄️ Cold Weather Alert! ❄️
With freezing temperatures moving in, frozen and burst pipes are a real risk. We are available for emergency services this weekend.

🔧 Prevent frozen pipes:
• Let faucets drip
• Open cabinet doors under sinks
• Disconnect outdoor hoses
• Keep heat set consistently
• Insulate exposed pipes

No water or frozen pipes? Call or message us right away — we’re here to help. Stay warm and stay safe! ❄️🔥

(417) 772 9310
or
(417) 489 3955
Call or text!

01/12/2026

💥We DON’T do NORMAL. We do CLOSINGS!💥

Unprofessional? Maybe… (just the social media)
Uncomfortable? Never.
Unclosed deals? Also NEVER.

🏡🫵🏻 This is what A-LOT of trust in your realtor looks like!! Who wants to give it a try next? 🫵🏻🏡

12/02/2025

🙌🏻 CLOSED! 🙌🏻

🗝️🏡 THEY got the HOUSE, I got the PICTURE… and YOU get REMINDED I’m the realtor you SHOULD’VE called already!!! 🏡🗝️

🫵🏻 House delivered! Smiles achieved! Who’s next?! 🫵🏻